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Chris_MJ
@chrismj199.bsky.social
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commie. ml. anti-imperialist. writer of words. purveyor of radical literature. j dilla died too young. from the river to the sea. he/him 🚩🇵🇸
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it’s a rare species of lizard, it goes by the latin name: quentin tarantino
reptile thing enjoying feet
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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here, have su’in spooky:

luis ricardo falero, ‘witches going to their sabbath’, 1878
a picture of an oil painting: luis ricardo filero, ‘witches going to their sabbath’, 1878. the painting shows roughly a dozen nude or partially nude people - the majority of whom appear to be women - swirling through the air around a goat, upon which a nude woman rides, looking towards the viewer. the painting also includes various symbols commonly associated with evil or the macabre, including a human skeleton, a black cat, a bat, and the skeleton of a pelican a zoomed-in image of the same oil painting shown in the other picture: luis ricardo falero, ‘witches going to their sabbath’, 1878. in the centre of the image a nude woman rides a goat through the air and looks towards the viewer with an unreadable expression, while her hair flows wildly. below her a much older woman - nude except for a lilac-coloured sheet covering some of her lower half - flies alongside, holding on to the goat. another nude woman is pictured above the central woman’s shoulder, also flying through the air
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
chrismj199.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?
October 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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refute it? you mean take you remotely seriously? given all of these examples of you and your “substance” over the last hour alone? i don’t waste my time on pissant trolls, i find it keeps my mental health in good order. go bother someone as lonely as you
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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ah yes, now i remember what mephedrone smells like. thanks image
a drawing of woman with long, dark hair, wearing a red blindfold. behind her is red paint, as though it is coming from the blindfold. the smudged paint transforms into silhouettes of birds as it travels across the image, from left to right
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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me testing your purity
a white man in his 20s or 30s, likely a scientist, wearing a white lab coat and blue medical gloves, holding a test tube in one hand and a pipette of an unknown liquid in the other, dropping it into the test tube. he looks intently at what he is doing
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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“it’s fine, the u.s. military is literally filled with outright nazis”
‘okay buts that’s worse’ meme from ‘the good place’. the meme is split into two panels, made up of stills from the show. the stop panel shows a black man wearing a pinstriped white shirt and glasses, speaking to a blond woman, who is shown from behind. the text reads, “okay, but that’s worse”. the panel beneath it is the same scenario with text reading: “you do get how that’s worse, right?”
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

…it was…it was sonic underground…
the three main protagonists of the 1999 animated tv series, ‘sonic underground’. an animated still of a blue hedgehog, a green hedgehog, and a pink hedgehog standing together, holding hands in a line, and smiling. they each have distinctive haircuts. they all wear shoes, gloves, and a pendant on a necklace, but only the pink hedgehog has full clothing. the green hedgehog has an open red waistcoat, studded leather wristbands, and a drumstick in one hand.
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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“To Tommy, With best wishes Ray/Roy [unreadable], I.P.M Norwood (?), 31T9 E.C., 1962”

- according to the book, IPM stands for immediate past master, someone who has just completed a term as the worshipful master (WM), whatever the fuck that means
me holding the book open to the first page, which has a handwritten inscription there, reading: “To Tommy, With best wishes Ray/Roy [unreadable], I.P.M Norwood (?), 31T9 E.C., 1962”
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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people shouldn’t leave their things on the ground to be found by others on walks
me holding open a little book i found to a random page. there is text in black and red writing. it reads: “Second Degree IOI S. D.—Salute the W. M. as a Mason. Can. does so precisely as in First per-amb. Can. is then led to and halted in front of J. W's ped.). Salute the J.W. as a Mason. (Can. does so, precisely as at W. M.'s ped.; is then led to S. of S. W's ped., one pace distant and parallel to it and facing N.). Advance to the S. W. as such, showing the Sn. and communicating the P. G. and P. W. you received from the W. M. previously to leaving the Lodge. (Can. takes Sp., gives Sn. of First Degree and cuts it. D. does not give Sn., only instructs Can. when necessary). S. W.-Have you anything to com-municate? CAN. (prompted aloud by. S. D.).—I have. (S. W. rises. Can. gives P. G., instructed by S. D., who adjusts it from above. S. W. does not give P. G. until it has been adjusted). S. W.—What is this? CAN. (prompted aloud by S. D.). —The P. G. leading from the First to the Second Degree. S. W.-What does this P. G. demand? CAN. (prompted aloud by S. D.). —A PW”
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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jay, please
woody harrelson in true detective. a white man in his forties, wearing a shirt and tie, leans over the roof of a car, saying “i just want you to stop saying odd shit”
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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bluesky: “you wanted us to respond more”

me:
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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britain in the left, america on the right. on the same day
police arresting an elderly gentleman police arrrsting an elderly gentleman
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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spongebob ‘ight imma head out’ meme. an animated sponge wearing a suit gets up out of an armchair
October 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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they know they will be arrested, everyone knows it now. but they won’t stop. i love these people, i love them with all my heart
a screenshot of the headline of an article on the guardian website: “Protest Police make almost 500 arrests at Palestine Action protest in London Officers arrest activists at silent vigil in support of banned organisation, as demos go ahead despite PM's pleas”
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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ask who? the journalists who aren't allowed anywhere near? i wonder why Daniel Sevitt @danielsevitt.bsky.soc..• 20d What proportion of the Palestinians killed were combatants? Why won't they tell you? why won't you ask? 5 October 2025 at 00:39 Everybody can reply O 1 ... Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social • 51s or should we ask israel, who can't tell the difference between the combatants in their head and aid convoys even after they've stopped them and cuffed them ••• Chris_MJ@chrismj199.bsky.social • now "better execute them just to be sure"
October 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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two posts down, i did it to save time later, which is good because i’m currently cooking
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social • 21h "because they still have to work" yeah, so do government workers deemed essential. the difference is, they don't get paid. it's a government shutdown... congresspeople are in the government... stop taking money
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My writing career (such that it is) summed up in one image:
a screenshot of a blank bluesky post waiting to be written
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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oh no, one of the j.crew has added me to a “drama” moderation list because of this post. this is going to ruin the tour
a screenshot of the bio of bsky user @temujin9.t9productions.com with a red circle highlighting that they are followed by jay graber a screenshot of a dm i received from listifications informing me that: “@temujin9.t9productions.com has added you to the ‘Drama’ moderation list”
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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new elon has new elon fans who say elon fan type shit
Kuba Suder @mackuba.eu Joined Apr '23 I like this new Dark Jay Jay WAFFLES @jay.bsky.team
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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🙄
a screenshot of a dm from listifications notifying me of being added to a bluesky list. it reads: ‘@jonnyjohns.bsky.social has added you to the “Fascists & Communists - two peas in the same pod of evil.” moderation list’. the date says ‘Today at 06:45’
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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“always was” meme. an astronaut is looking at earth from space, another astronaut behind them is holding a gun to the back of the first astronaut’s head
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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All of the following except the microphone has been replaced by the t pain voice changing microphone: Charlie Kirk and Jesus walking away from a microphone. Charlie says “Do You think someone will pick it up, Lord?” and Jesus responds “Someone will, Charlie. Someone will”
September 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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A beam of light shines down from a green sky onto a house
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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ordet
A black and white photograph, shot from above. In a large, well-lit room with wooden flooring and white curtains hung over the windows from one side to the other, a dead woman lies in an open coffin, shrouded in white. An elderly man with white hair and beard, wearing a long black overcoat, stands over her. At her feet is a wreath, and by the side of this is a young man, seated in a chair.
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM