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Chris Matei
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Bikes, music, nerd stuff, and a dose of neuroweird Vancouver reality.
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Tale as old as time.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I did it, I found the perfect jpeg to represent the Musk-Trump relationship.
In this screen capture of the episode of Futurama "The Farnsworth Paradox", the robot Bender and his golden alternate reality counterpart hug in apparent friendship while both simultaneously pickpocket each other.
June 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Fun painting experiment. Super grainy chiaroscuro vibes. Kinda love it.

#wh40k #minipainting #ravenguard #spacemarine
June 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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First ride on this crazy thing: Time ADH. It is a magic machine. Delirious, unrestrained joy leaps from each pedal stroke.
A blue road bike leaning against a post with a dirt pathway leading to a small sheltered building in the background.
May 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Aquilas! Aquilae? Aquilii?

I don't know, I'm getting decent at them.

#wh40k #minipainting #ravenguard
May 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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What I have is a romantic abnormality so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs!

Thank you @woohootriviavan.bsky.social, it's going right next to the Mr. Plow sticker.
March 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Maybe the best #wh40k #3Dprinting proxy I've ever seen:
A screenshot of a 3D printable file titled "The Way You Imagine the Kid Screaming at the Back of the Plane," depicting a pile small of gremlin-like demons sitting upon a throne.
March 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Anora (2025)
March 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Still my finest moment.
March 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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My whole friggin life
An image of actor Trammell Tillman, portraying Mr. Milchick in the TV series "Severance."
March 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Behold The Angry Chonker

#wh40k #deathguard #nurgle #chaos
March 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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First printed Tyranid. Over the moon with how well this turned out.

#wh40k #3dprinting
March 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Laugh it up, fuzzball.
February 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Brady Tkachuck lookin ass mf
February 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Lord of Contagion, painted. This was a lot of fun.

#wh40k #deathguard #minipainting
A plastic scale model, approximately 30mm tall, of a large, bulky armoured figure holding an axe.
February 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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SAY DRAKE
February 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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This is reaching a point.
February 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Well, it happened.
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The offending image, which honestly I should put under NSFW tags for gore or something, was advertised as "audiophile cables" at a price I can only beg you to guess.
A pair of stereo audio cables photographed against beige carpet, with the ends visible. The end of the cable is poorly covered in silver solder.
January 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This model right here is what made me go "Ooh, let's try Death Guard."

#LordOfContagion #40k #warhammer
A plastic scale model of a Death Guard Lord of Contagion from the tabletop game Warhammer 40K, about 30mm in height, stands on a table. It is painted with black primer. The bulky, armored figure holds a large axe and stands astride a rock.
January 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Something something #Canucks
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM