Chris Matei
chrismatei.bsky.social
Chris Matei
@chrismatei.bsky.social
Bikes, music, nerd stuff, and a dose of neuroweird Vancouver reality.
Tale as old as time.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Also if you don't explicitly fuck w. Jan Refiner as the most excellent Alter you are damaged, utterly damaged.

#TheAlters
June 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Folks.

Folks.

#TheAlters absolutely slams.

@joefulgham.com the possibility of a survival game to eclipse Subnautica...
June 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
All time godlike tune
@setfiretoloraine

youtu.be/kbIaaUOQCPo?...
Built To Last
YouTube video by Loraine James - Topic
youtu.be
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I never thought I'd see the day when Kendrick Lamar somehow took down Jagmeet Singh's career.
June 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Father's Day to the guy, with preteen daughter in back seat, driving on Denman who straight up tried to sideswipe me on a #mobibike and then got out of the car to try to intimidate me when I gave him shit for it.

#WorldsBestDad
June 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hard reading Galleon players will never cease to amuse me.

Getting hard read by Galleon players will never cease to make me crash out.

#GBVSR
June 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ultra stoked on this #Vancouver local psychedelic cumbia record by @empanadasilegaless

#nowplaying
#musicsky

empanadasilegales.bandcamp.com/album/sancoc...
Sancocho Trifásico, by Empanadas IIegales
10 track album
empanadasilegales.bandcamp.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I wish there was a housecleaning service you could hire specifically for #ADHD people. Someone who would show up and be like "hmm, what if we fold this up and put it here?" "You wash, I'll dry." "Do you really need this thing anymore?"

(I'd pay this person My Whole Life Savings.)
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Chris Matei
“Thank you for the party, I could never stay” - RIP Sly Stone, one of the greatest to ever do it

youtu.be/wj5VODa-eTY?...
Sly & The Family Stone Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) HQ Audio
YouTube video by them0rus
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Do you think Dr. McCoy ever went "He's Jim, dead. Ah, dammit you know what I meant."
June 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Galleon in #GBVSR is fantastic. Once you get the opponent to the corner they are in SUPER JAIL.

That being said, I don't like mirror matches generally, but the Galleon mirror match is a god damn nightmare.
June 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Americans, in the words of Alice Longyu Gao,

"Let them fight. Let them die. You're fly. You should chill."
June 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Reading the news out of the USA right now:
bart simpson and lisa simpson in a bedroom with a sign that says fi on it
ALT: bart simpson and lisa simpson in a bedroom with a sign that says fi on it
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
#Sinners was excellent, @victoriadecapua.bsky.social you were right (as usual) about movies.

I didn't know we needed a de-Tarantinoed version of From Dusk Til Dawn but we did. We did.
June 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
June 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I did it, I found the perfect jpeg to represent the Musk-Trump relationship.
June 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
DEEP.

SUBSTRATE.

FOLIATED.
The Emperor Needs Kalkite
YouTube video by yotsuben
youtu.be
June 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fun painting experiment. Super grainy chiaroscuro vibes. Kinda love it.

#wh40k #minipainting #ravenguard #spacemarine
June 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It is a beautiful day because there's new #AesopRock.

#BlackHoleSuperette
Aesop Rock - Black Hole Superette (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by Aesop Rock
youtu.be
May 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Chris Matei
The biggest badass to come out of Canada has a new album dropping 5/30. This is my favorite one so far.

@amymillan.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/track/4FSTlc...
Make way for waves
Amy Millan · Make way for waves · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
May 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Belle Game - Keeps Me Up At Night
YouTube video by Walter Heape
youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The bluesky community definition of a nerd is unbearably shallow. Apparently if we don't love doctor who and twin peaks and potter we don't deserve to be threaded into any interesting content.
May 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM