Edward James Almost
@chrismacandcheese.bsky.social
Recovering gifted and talented kid | Everything I know is non-monetizable | In the corn part of Illinois | слава Україні 🇺🇦
I hate couples Halloween. WTF do you mean we have to dress like the Trump-Mamdani wedding photo?
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I hate couples Halloween. WTF do you mean we have to dress like the Trump-Mamdani wedding photo?
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
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November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
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Bikes: how the fuck do they work
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bikes: how the fuck do they work
I'm sorry what...Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Trump piss tape?
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November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm sorry what...Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Trump piss tape?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
Me when a new episode of @fallofcivilizations.com drops.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me when a new episode of @fallofcivilizations.com drops.
Powerful people (in unison): You mean you were regularly emailing Epstein, too???
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Powerful people (in unison): You mean you were regularly emailing Epstein, too???
Blurry northern lights in the middle of light polluted Peoria tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Blurry northern lights in the middle of light polluted Peoria tonight.
If wishes were fishes we'd all swim in riches.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If wishes were fishes we'd all swim in riches.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
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Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
shipwreckmuseum.com/about/live-w...
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
shipwreckmuseum.com/about/live-w...
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
shipwreckmuseum.com/about/live-w...
Because my geriatric Millennial brain is permanently Groening-pilled.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Because my geriatric Millennial brain is permanently Groening-pilled.
Hopefully we can find someone who's not a lump of spineless cookie dough to fill Durbin's seat.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hopefully we can find someone who's not a lump of spineless cookie dough to fill Durbin's seat.
Thank god Durbin is retiring. What a fucking Benedict Arnold.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Thank god Durbin is retiring. What a fucking Benedict Arnold.
"I could still smell the onions and mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"I could still smell the onions and mustard"
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I've recently enjoyed:
- @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episodes on the horrible saga that was the Texas Revolution
- Crappy 80s sci-fi shows on Plex
- The kitties on their heated get-along blanket:
- @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episodes on the horrible saga that was the Texas Revolution
- Crappy 80s sci-fi shows on Plex
- The kitties on their heated get-along blanket:
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I've recently enjoyed:
- @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episodes on the horrible saga that was the Texas Revolution
- Crappy 80s sci-fi shows on Plex
- The kitties on their heated get-along blanket:
- @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episodes on the horrible saga that was the Texas Revolution
- Crappy 80s sci-fi shows on Plex
- The kitties on their heated get-along blanket:
