Chris
@chrislockefun.bsky.social
I’m a showman. I put on such a wonderful show!
YOU: You’re not a real guy. You’re a creature whom I brought to life with lightning
LITERALLY ME:
LITERALLY ME:
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
YOU: You’re not a real guy. You’re a creature whom I brought to life with lightning
LITERALLY ME:
LITERALLY ME:
Charles Dickens walked into the barbershop and asked for the "Shit-Fuck"
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Charles Dickens walked into the barbershop and asked for the "Shit-Fuck"
These shows in Ontario are going to be sick. If you live near any of these wonderful cities grab your tickets now! I put on such a delightful show!
September 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
These shows in Ontario are going to be sick. If you live near any of these wonderful cities grab your tickets now! I put on such a delightful show!
“My name is Trinity. Trinity-Bellwoods”
September 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“My name is Trinity. Trinity-Bellwoods”
Ontario shows start next week!
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ontario shows start next week!
“Why don’t I have my own TV show?” - me in 2009
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Why don’t I have my own TV show?” - me in 2009
Oh f*ck yeah dude Japanese Bridge by Monet. Hell yeah
August 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh f*ck yeah dude Japanese Bridge by Monet. Hell yeah
Yo this is my ideal situation
August 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yo this is my ideal situation
Very important read:
July 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Very important read:
Weird to imagine Mark Carney sleeping over at Doug Ford’s cottage. Did they giggle? Did the get scared?
July 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Weird to imagine Mark Carney sleeping over at Doug Ford’s cottage. Did they giggle? Did the get scared?
The Morlocks rule now
June 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The Morlocks rule now
I’m not a big celeb hound but I think I love these guys
June 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m not a big celeb hound but I think I love these guys
This is the worst face ever made in a movie
June 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is the worst face ever made in a movie
Good. There’s a bunch of nerds here who deserve to be crashed into by a galaxy
June 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Good. There’s a bunch of nerds here who deserve to be crashed into by a galaxy
“Pedro! Chris from Chris O’Clocke News. Um um do you eat Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles?”
May 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Pedro! Chris from Chris O’Clocke News. Um um do you eat Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles?”