Breaking: Supreme Court just ruled that Kamala won and rolled back all EOs since January 20.
They also revoked all SC rulings from the past 8 years that have diminished women’s rights.

We made Greenland danish again, the orange felon is in jail, DEI is back.
Everything is great.

#april1

My April fools tomorrow will just be to tell everyone that everything is good, the US is normal, there’s no wars, Kamala actually won, the orange cheeto is in jail, and DEI is back.

It’s not feeling anyone but maybe it will give a glimmer if hope to a few people for just a few seconds.

For some reason threads thinks I’m interested in baseball and women’s college basketball.

This algorithm and timeline is strange indeed.

4 hours of therapy to get you through the next 4 years - 1 banger at a time.

May the odds be ever in our favor.

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Just got here, where is everybody?

At some point normal people are going to notice that Trump is disassembling the federal government, right?