I Take Zyns not Dramamine
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine
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Just trying to make it through the day
Mile-High Pan gamelord
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He/Him
Dan Bongino furiously shaking an old monkey's paw curled into a fist
"Not like this! Not like this!"
He screams, his career fades away in front of his eyes
"One of my eyes also saw that"
Says Kash Patel, who was in the same hallway
July 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I need a job that doesn't make me throw up from stress at the end of the day
July 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the Lion King of Blowjobs
Mustafa Oralman
Spouse
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
July 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Growing up in rock age we no hear about man die of normal tooth tiger attacks
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Desire Apes

Connecticut, Vital Records, Prior to 1850
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good to see that when actual freedoms get limited by the federal government and supreme Court that every libertarian guy is just sitting at home clapping like a seal for more
June 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jeff Dunham's specials are hilarious unintentionally because they document him getting married and having kids, hating his wife and kids, and then losing his wife and kids
June 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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first they came for the trans people, and we chucked their asses overboard
then they came for the immigrants, and we deported em
then they came for the women, and we said we don’t need em.
haven’t read any further in the text i’m referencing but i assume everything is fine
June 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The pervasive careers of sex offenders in the Democratic Party sure isn't helping to dispel the qanon conspiracy theories about the party being run by a pedophile cabal. It probably looks more likely to them, as they watch Clinton and Cuomo's smug display in New York.
June 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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seeing a lot of advice aimed at the democrats (spend your wealth helping people instead of on podcasts & loser consultants) that is very good in some contexts (helping people & winning elections) but very bad in another (it is aimed at the democrats, who do not want to do that)
May 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 21,1952
May 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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the democratic party got a single gen z representative with david hogg and he started actually representing the resentment young generations have to old and weak democratic leadership and canned him. pathetic. this party will genuinely never change and keep losing to republicans. bleak
May 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The H3 Ethan and Hasan 'debate' is so bad. Ethan's understanding of language and substantive topical knowledge are both so weak that he's just flailing the entire time in the most unhinged ways possible. His producer should have mercy killed this stream before it went on for almost five damn hours.
May 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Burning off my fingerprints because I'm on the autism registry and want to paint Warhammer without being traced
April 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Hey RFK, if you want to help people with autism then buy me some weed.
April 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:

—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.

Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
www.nbcnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
petition to be able to make jokes on Bluesky without combative liberals asking for citations lmao
April 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS

www.businessinsider.com/death-cross-...
Tesla's struggling stock just saw a dreaded 'death cross' that could signal further losses
It's Tesla's first death cross since May 2022, the early days of a brutal bear market sell-off.
www.businessinsider.com
April 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So nourishing the water of McCheese.
April 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM