Chris Ince
@chrisince.bsky.social
I cook, I bake, I sew. Thanks to this Amish home study course, I'm doing quite well.
I think I just found the car belonging to the person in the world most insecure over the size of their penis.
August 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think I just found the car belonging to the person in the world most insecure over the size of their penis.
I swear that it seems all I’m doing this summer is getting paler and paler. On the plus side I have finally shaken off my bizarre heatwave cold. Maybe now I won’t look so peaky.
August 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I swear that it seems all I’m doing this summer is getting paler and paler. On the plus side I have finally shaken off my bizarre heatwave cold. Maybe now I won’t look so peaky.
Two women on the train who, if they were friends, are probably back to being acquaintances:
“Sophie was surprised you hadn’t heard of them”
“It must be that I’m much younger than her 💅”
“Oh? You don’t look it ”
“😐😡”
“Sophie was surprised you hadn’t heard of them”
“It must be that I’m much younger than her 💅”
“Oh? You don’t look it ”
“😐😡”
August 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Two women on the train who, if they were friends, are probably back to being acquaintances:
“Sophie was surprised you hadn’t heard of them”
“It must be that I’m much younger than her 💅”
“Oh? You don’t look it ”
“😐😡”
“Sophie was surprised you hadn’t heard of them”
“It must be that I’m much younger than her 💅”
“Oh? You don’t look it ”
“😐😡”
Didn’t the weather know I’d actually quite like to sit inside this morning and play games?
August 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Didn’t the weather know I’d actually quite like to sit inside this morning and play games?
Sort of fascinated with there being a whole sector of musicians, DJs and noise that gay men of a particular age attend live, but where it’s not really the music, it’s just the one where they can be in a space shirtless with other gay men with the same body type.
Do they listen to it at home?
Do they listen to it at home?
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Sort of fascinated with there being a whole sector of musicians, DJs and noise that gay men of a particular age attend live, but where it’s not really the music, it’s just the one where they can be in a space shirtless with other gay men with the same body type.
Do they listen to it at home?
Do they listen to it at home?
Not that it’s the point when it’s a case of someone doing their job, but as lots of TERFs are talking about clothing retailers, and who they claim are men being involved in ‘Women-only spaces’, have they stopped for a second to consider just how many male fashion designers there are and have been.
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not that it’s the point when it’s a case of someone doing their job, but as lots of TERFs are talking about clothing retailers, and who they claim are men being involved in ‘Women-only spaces’, have they stopped for a second to consider just how many male fashion designers there are and have been.
One of the commentators on the Alcaraz-Struff match just asked Tim Henman: “Does it help if you try to serve-and-volley more?”
Sir.
Sir.
July 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One of the commentators on the Alcaraz-Struff match just asked Tim Henman: “Does it help if you try to serve-and-volley more?”
Sir.
Sir.
Rather defeats the whole point of a library, you absolute moron.
July 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Rather defeats the whole point of a library, you absolute moron.
Walked towards my bedroom door and just as I was thinking about reaching out to open it, it swung open.
I know that it’s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.
I know that it’s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.
a woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind her
ALT: a woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind her
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July 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Walked towards my bedroom door and just as I was thinking about reaching out to open it, it swung open.
I know that it’s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.
I know that it’s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.
Reality could only stretch to PS1 graphics today.
Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London.
Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London.
July 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reality could only stretch to PS1 graphics today.
Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London.
Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London.
So, it’s all over the place, the plot gets near-totally lost, and it’s ‘Glee does Evita’.
But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men.
And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow.
But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men.
And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow.
June 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
So, it’s all over the place, the plot gets near-totally lost, and it’s ‘Glee does Evita’.
But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men.
And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow.
But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men.
And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow.
“An ‘evidence-based’ approach”?
What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support?
They’ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks?
Indeed if you find that you are doing things that aren’t working, the solution is ‘Do more’ not to give up and do less.
What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support?
They’ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks?
Indeed if you find that you are doing things that aren’t working, the solution is ‘Do more’ not to give up and do less.
June 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“An ‘evidence-based’ approach”?
What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support?
They’ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks?
Indeed if you find that you are doing things that aren’t working, the solution is ‘Do more’ not to give up and do less.
What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support?
They’ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks?
Indeed if you find that you are doing things that aren’t working, the solution is ‘Do more’ not to give up and do less.
I don’t particularly like the term, but I made some blondies. Banana and Dark chocolate, with a peanut butter cream. They’re not as heavy as you might think, but they are deliciously filthy.
June 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don’t particularly like the term, but I made some blondies. Banana and Dark chocolate, with a peanut butter cream. They’re not as heavy as you might think, but they are deliciously filthy.
There’s a dog in Warwick that is not coping at all well with no longer being the centre of attention, or the cutest thing, in the household.
You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys.
You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys.
June 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There’s a dog in Warwick that is not coping at all well with no longer being the centre of attention, or the cutest thing, in the household.
You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys.
You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys.
Had to turn around and go and sit back at my desk when, stood at the coffee machine with my eyes closed and feeling like my eyesockets were gently pulsing, I realised that I’ve had the equivalent of eight shots of espresso today.
June 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Had to turn around and go and sit back at my desk when, stood at the coffee machine with my eyes closed and feeling like my eyesockets were gently pulsing, I realised that I’ve had the equivalent of eight shots of espresso today.
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I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
The earlier on in the year a person has mentioned Mighty Hoopla more than once as if a huge date in the social calendar, the more likely it is for me to have pondered about their mental health.
May 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The earlier on in the year a person has mentioned Mighty Hoopla more than once as if a huge date in the social calendar, the more likely it is for me to have pondered about their mental health.
Cake Salé: a savoury olive oil cake, with pistachios, prunes, and goat’s cheese.
May 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cake Salé: a savoury olive oil cake, with pistachios, prunes, and goat’s cheese.
Bit of a shame that the script of this week’s Doctor Who was so cringe-inducing and awful that there wasn’t a hope of even a competent actor in the cast managing it.
May 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bit of a shame that the script of this week’s Doctor Who was so cringe-inducing and awful that there wasn’t a hope of even a competent actor in the cast managing it.
Office days aren’t too shabby.
May 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Office days aren’t too shabby.
