CORPSE Hickey
@chrishickey.bsky.social
Am I a bot? Christ, I wish.
From MA, in NC
he/him
From MA, in NC
he/him
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
Just a quick FYI: if you need to get a hold of me, Bluesky is the best place to do so. I have my accurséd Meta accounts open, but fallow—I don’t check them regularly, and if I do it’s by happenstance.
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just a quick FYI: if you need to get a hold of me, Bluesky is the best place to do so. I have my accurséd Meta accounts open, but fallow—I don’t check them regularly, and if I do it’s by happenstance.
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
I don’t like not knowing if I’m any good at something. This has…potential, maybe. It’s nowhere near done—I still need to do the fur, facial details, teeth (bane of my EXISTENCE), as well as the branch antlers (brantlers) and I need to figure out the grass and flowers on his back (long story).
Hm.
Hm.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don’t like not knowing if I’m any good at something. This has…potential, maybe. It’s nowhere near done—I still need to do the fur, facial details, teeth (bane of my EXISTENCE), as well as the branch antlers (brantlers) and I need to figure out the grass and flowers on his back (long story).
Hm.
Hm.
I almost wore the t-shirt pictured below to my psychiatrist’s office today. I’m not saying that would have been bad, per se—proper time and proper place, is what I’m saying.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I almost wore the t-shirt pictured below to my psychiatrist’s office today. I’m not saying that would have been bad, per se—proper time and proper place, is what I’m saying.
This is my first set of sharp-edged dice, and
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is my first set of sharp-edged dice, and
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
Every Day Is Halloween
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Every Day Is Halloween
I just realized I’m dressed as a horror game protagonist looking for his missing wife
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I just realized I’m dressed as a horror game protagonist looking for his missing wife
Wanna see a sabertoothed cat fighting giant otters? YOU GOT IT
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Wanna see a sabertoothed cat fighting giant otters? YOU GOT IT
“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer”
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer”
Random question: is there a specific term for this sort of bag? I tried every permutation of “duffel” I could think of, and came up snake-eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Random question: is there a specific term for this sort of bag? I tried every permutation of “duffel” I could think of, and came up snake-eyes.
Insomnia hit after meeting a bona fide celebrity in D&D (Arkhan The Cruel!), so I mixed pie dough for some blackberry hand pies* tomorrow. I can very rarely make sleeplessness work for me, so this was a treat.
Well. Sleep would be a treat.
*minus sprinkles, fuck sprinkles
Well. Sleep would be a treat.
*minus sprinkles, fuck sprinkles
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Insomnia hit after meeting a bona fide celebrity in D&D (Arkhan The Cruel!), so I mixed pie dough for some blackberry hand pies* tomorrow. I can very rarely make sleeplessness work for me, so this was a treat.
Well. Sleep would be a treat.
*minus sprinkles, fuck sprinkles
Well. Sleep would be a treat.
*minus sprinkles, fuck sprinkles
I will forgive this assault on my people but will not be so generous a second time.
Unless you meant how they’re prone to tearing, which is valid—but get the all buttery and toasty? Some proper beans on the side? A good brown mustard? Heaven.
Unless you meant how they’re prone to tearing, which is valid—but get the all buttery and toasty? Some proper beans on the side? A good brown mustard? Heaven.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I will forgive this assault on my people but will not be so generous a second time.
Unless you meant how they’re prone to tearing, which is valid—but get the all buttery and toasty? Some proper beans on the side? A good brown mustard? Heaven.
Unless you meant how they’re prone to tearing, which is valid—but get the all buttery and toasty? Some proper beans on the side? A good brown mustard? Heaven.
And my wife got me an Advent calendar of dice, arriving at month’s end.
Oh, I’m FILLING that big goddamn dice bag.
Oh, I’m FILLING that big goddamn dice bag.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And my wife got me an Advent calendar of dice, arriving at month’s end.
Oh, I’m FILLING that big goddamn dice bag.
Oh, I’m FILLING that big goddamn dice bag.
These things. I can’t be around them. I feel the sound waves in my sinuses. They make me understand how a wine glass feels when it sees an opera singer. Like my nervous system is going to leap from my body and run away vocalizing like an injured cartoon dog. YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE.
Ban Singing Bowls
Ban Singing Bowls
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
These things. I can’t be around them. I feel the sound waves in my sinuses. They make me understand how a wine glass feels when it sees an opera singer. Like my nervous system is going to leap from my body and run away vocalizing like an injured cartoon dog. YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE.
Ban Singing Bowls
Ban Singing Bowls
I was getting t-shirts and
I couldn’t leave them there!
I couldn’t leave them there!
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I was getting t-shirts and
I couldn’t leave them there!
I couldn’t leave them there!
I didn’t see nothin, guy.
hashtag CodeOfSilence
hashtag CodeOfSilence
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I didn’t see nothin, guy.
hashtag CodeOfSilence
hashtag CodeOfSilence
I would just like to wish all and sundry the merriest Goth Christmas,—may the Matron of Ravens bless you with thrills, surprises, Spooky Bops and Sad Bangers, and all the gloomy splendour you can take.
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I would just like to wish all and sundry the merriest Goth Christmas,—may the Matron of Ravens bless you with thrills, surprises, Spooky Bops and Sad Bangers, and all the gloomy splendour you can take.
A vampire that’s not Dracula
Toofer!
Toofer!
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A vampire that’s not Dracula
Toofer!
Toofer!
