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Am I a bot? Christ, I wish.
From MA, in NC
he/him
From MA, in NC
he/him
I rewatched Mighty Nein this morning, and I noticed the contrast with TLoVM; it’s a lot more serious than Vox, the main plot being a Cold War thriller, two nations in a manufactured war.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
a cartoon character with horns is kneeling on the floor
Alt: an animated woman with blue skin and horns leers at the fourth wall
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I rewatched Mighty Nein this morning, and I noticed the contrast with TLoVM; it’s a lot more serious than Vox, the main plot being a Cold War thriller, two nations in a manufactured war.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
Rule #1: If It’s Stuck In My Head, It’s Stuck In Your Head
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Dropkick Murphy's The Wild Rover
YouTube video by leroy pellicaan
youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Rule #1: If It’s Stuck In My Head, It’s Stuck In Your Head
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
So we don’t wear cloaks as outerwear, and more’s the pity.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
a man in a long brown robe with a hood stands in a field
Alt: a man in a long brown robe with a hood stands in a field
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So we don’t wear cloaks as outerwear, and more’s the pity.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
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The Night Children* are at play.
*group of children that seem to only ever roughhouse/engage in horseplay after dark. Never see or hear them before sundown.
*group of children that seem to only ever roughhouse/engage in horseplay after dark. Never see or hear them before sundown.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Night Children* are at play.
*group of children that seem to only ever roughhouse/engage in horseplay after dark. Never see or hear them before sundown.
*group of children that seem to only ever roughhouse/engage in horseplay after dark. Never see or hear them before sundown.
Got some pizza dough proofing—god grant it rise properly. I trust in The Yeast, and I trust in J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, the recipe’s creator. I measured everything, by weight, to as close to perfect as I can reasonably get.
And yet—dough, particularly yeast-leavened dough, still makes me nervous.
And yet—dough, particularly yeast-leavened dough, still makes me nervous.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Got some pizza dough proofing—god grant it rise properly. I trust in The Yeast, and I trust in J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, the recipe’s creator. I measured everything, by weight, to as close to perfect as I can reasonably get.
And yet—dough, particularly yeast-leavened dough, still makes me nervous.
And yet—dough, particularly yeast-leavened dough, still makes me nervous.
Just a quick FYI: if you need to get a hold of me, Bluesky is the best place to do so. I have my accurséd Meta accounts open, but fallow—I don’t check them regularly, and if I do it’s by happenstance.
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just a quick FYI: if you need to get a hold of me, Bluesky is the best place to do so. I have my accurséd Meta accounts open, but fallow—I don’t check them regularly, and if I do it’s by happenstance.
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
If you’re waiting on me for something PLEASE let me know, and I’ll get to it.
I now pay tithe:
They dropped the first episode of The Mighty Nein on YouTube, a week early—and it is very, very good. No need to have seen a second of Critical Role.
This is me rejoicing.
This is me rejoicing.
The Mighty Nein S1E1 Full Episode “Mote of Possibility” | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
They dropped the first episode of The Mighty Nein on YouTube, a week early—and it is very, very good. No need to have seen a second of Critical Role.
This is me rejoicing.
This is me rejoicing.
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someone take the image from It's Always Sunny with Charlie looking frazzled in front of the wall of conspiracies and red tape and just replace all the shit on the conspiracy wall with just two images of Epstein and Trump and a single line between them and nothing else on the wall
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
someone take the image from It's Always Sunny with Charlie looking frazzled in front of the wall of conspiracies and red tape and just replace all the shit on the conspiracy wall with just two images of Epstein and Trump and a single line between them and nothing else on the wall
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Good morning! Have you checked out the queer shenanigans of the #NeoG yet? Hyper-competent space opera for the 21st century. (aka this is not your father's military science fiction)
#Booksky 🌈📚💙
#Booksky 🌈📚💙
Space opera standalones for everybody! A little bit of hope, a little bit of sports, a whole lot of competence, and even more queer shenanigans.
They said write your own if you don't see yourself in what you read. So I did. Come join the #NeoG, hopeful spacepunk for difficult times.
kbwagers.com
They said write your own if you don't see yourself in what you read. So I did. Come join the #NeoG, hopeful spacepunk for difficult times.
kbwagers.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
I don’t like not knowing if I’m any good at something. This has…potential, maybe. It’s nowhere near done—I still need to do the fur, facial details, teeth (bane of my EXISTENCE), as well as the branch antlers (brantlers) and I need to figure out the grass and flowers on his back (long story).
Hm.
Hm.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don’t like not knowing if I’m any good at something. This has…potential, maybe. It’s nowhere near done—I still need to do the fur, facial details, teeth (bane of my EXISTENCE), as well as the branch antlers (brantlers) and I need to figure out the grass and flowers on his back (long story).
Hm.
Hm.
I almost wore the t-shirt pictured below to my psychiatrist’s office today. I’m not saying that would have been bad, per se—proper time and proper place, is what I’m saying.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I almost wore the t-shirt pictured below to my psychiatrist’s office today. I’m not saying that would have been bad, per se—proper time and proper place, is what I’m saying.
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Dispatch spoilers through Episode 8
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I think I screwed up—I wound up getting my ass handed to me in the endgame. And there were a bunch of “x will remember that” moments that were dominoes falling set earlier? I’ll need to replay for a Perfect Run.
One thing about the ending really
Dispatch spoilers through Episode 8
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I think I screwed up—I wound up getting my ass handed to me in the endgame. And there were a bunch of “x will remember that” moments that were dominoes falling set earlier? I’ll need to replay for a Perfect Run.
One thing about the ending really
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Dispatch spoilers through Episode 8
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I think I screwed up—I wound up getting my ass handed to me in the endgame. And there were a bunch of “x will remember that” moments that were dominoes falling set earlier? I’ll need to replay for a Perfect Run.
One thing about the ending really
Dispatch spoilers through Episode 8
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I think I screwed up—I wound up getting my ass handed to me in the endgame. And there were a bunch of “x will remember that” moments that were dominoes falling set earlier? I’ll need to replay for a Perfect Run.
One thing about the ending really
Sculpting is frustrating the hell out of me. Symmetry is not something I’m finding easy—one side looks passable, the other side looks like a different kind of noun. Scale? Proportion? HA, Crom laughs at your head vs. body size.
Im just trying to make my D&D character’s Feywild dire wolf here.
Im just trying to make my D&D character’s Feywild dire wolf here.
a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
Alt: a black and white drawing of a cat bashing a table with its fists
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sculpting is frustrating the hell out of me. Symmetry is not something I’m finding easy—one side looks passable, the other side looks like a different kind of noun. Scale? Proportion? HA, Crom laughs at your head vs. body size.
Im just trying to make my D&D character’s Feywild dire wolf here.
Im just trying to make my D&D character’s Feywild dire wolf here.
This is my first set of sharp-edged dice, and
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is my first set of sharp-edged dice, and
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
that’s excessively sharp, right? Is it just me envisioning stepping on this, and taking 1d4 Piercing damage, literally and figuratively?
In any case they’re absolutely gorgeous—well worth the price.
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
ONLY DRINK MOONSHINE, BRÖTHËR
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
ONLY DRINK MOONSHINE, BRÖTHËR
Every Day Is Halloween
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Every Day Is Halloween
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I just realized I’m dressed as a horror game protagonist looking for his missing wife
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I just realized I’m dressed as a horror game protagonist looking for his missing wife
If you need a break from news of quislings, cowards, collaborators, and betrayers (christ almighty it’s only 5:50am EST), let the beasts of the Pleistocene reignite your sense of wonder.
We got Australian fauna!
We got Australian fauna!
Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age — Season 3 Official Trailer | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If you need a break from news of quislings, cowards, collaborators, and betrayers (christ almighty it’s only 5:50am EST), let the beasts of the Pleistocene reignite your sense of wonder.
We got Australian fauna!
We got Australian fauna!
Mamdani is going to impose Sylvan law. If you eat food in NYC you will be unable to leave for 1,000 years, which shall seem as but a week, after which all you’ve ever lived will be long dead.
Mamdani is going to impose Silvia law. Everyone will be forced to drive '80s-'90s Nissan sport coupes.
Mamdani is going to impose Salvia law. Parsley, rosemary, and thyme will be hunted to extinction.
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mamdani is going to impose Sylvan law. If you eat food in NYC you will be unable to leave for 1,000 years, which shall seem as but a week, after which all you’ve ever lived will be long dead.