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Chris Henderson
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Limited, Cube, and Standard player. 2x PT competitor. soccerdude789 on MTGO and MTG Arena.
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#SenatorMurphy gives Homeland Security secretary and dog-exterminator Kristi #Noem an absolute spanking of epic proportions..
May 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If Slickshot Show-Off wasn't already my least favorite Magic card, I think it is now. Just wins games in spots where they have no business dealing lethal damage.
May 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Now seems as good a time as any to mention that women still cannot be ordained as Catholic priests. Not sure why so many women still follow an institution that explicitly considers them to be second-class citizens.
May 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Started 1-2 at RC Minneapolis but rallied all the way back to 7-2 to make day 2. Lots of bad matchups and mulligans today but still happy about my third RC day 2 in a row. Omni was an incredible deck, have absolutely loved playing it and hoping I’ll be able to again.
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Design reflection: because of power creep on cheap creatures, expensive creatures/planeswalkers now have to be extra powerful to compete in constructed formats. The unfortunate effect of this is that they tend to be unbeatable bombs in limited.
April 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"

Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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If he has 34 felony convictions then he is definitely a convicted criminal.
April 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Imagine posting something on social media and then getting upset or disabling comments when someone disagrees with you. Nothing more off putting than when someone spouts their opinions but can’t take anyone else’s.
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Both Trump and Musk benefit from people who believe they reached their positions of power through merit rather than nepotism and greed. When they do something that seems crazy on its face, people give them the benefit of the doubt because they’re “successful.” Surely there must be a deeper plan!
April 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Would really love to see a stronger Soul Warden effect in Standard (maybe even the OG itself). If you’re not going to ban the broken aggro stuff, at least give us better lifegain to make creature decks more playable.
April 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The more I think about how nothing got banned in Standard the more ridiculous it seems to me. You have an aggro deck that is capable of killing on turn three regularly that just invalidates blocking. Who really thinks that that is a good play pattern to have in the lowest power-level format?
April 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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🤯 I never thought Ajani would come to Standard again! 🥰 #mtgcommunity #mtgaddicts #tcgaddict
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Additionally, scheduling once-a-year bans right before rotation, and then using “well we want to see what rotation does” as an argument *not* to ban things in the past doesn’t leave me with a lot of confidence that the window will be well used in the future.
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.
Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over."
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It has to be said, Standard is starting to get stale. The mice triumvirate and Monstrous Rage are so good that they keep a lot of other stuff from being viable. Would be such a better format if something was banned from it.
Standard Challenge Top 8 decklists for Saturday, March 22 (52 players) #mtg #mtgStandard

Mono-Red Mice gets the win! 🐁

Gruul Leyline in 2nd ⚡

Gruul Mice finished 3rd 🐭

Mono-Red Mice in 4th 🐁
www.mtgo.com/decklist/sta...
March 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Shot. Chaser.
March 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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OK, gonna throw this spicy bomb out there.

If you're fortunate enough to have disposable income, then right now it is your duty to use that income wisely. You have agency over how you spend it and you should own how you spend it.

Your decisions do, in fact, affect stock prices of big corporations.
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Won an RCQ with UW Omni today! Got there on my last shot. See you in Minneapolis! @fireshoes.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Jeff Bezos will be censoring progressive opinions at the Washington Post. He says so himself today.

So ditch the Post and support independent journalism:

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February 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM