You are absolutely the worst person to represent us right now.

Well, Donald Trump just designated leftists as t*rrorists. So, I guess neither you nor Hakeem should be voted for under these circumstances. Oh well. If only you had said or done something. Anyway, what are you having for lunch?

Steven Miller and Donald Trump have openly suggested that the Democratic party is to be designated as a t*rrorist organization, and neither you nor Hakeem Jeffries can be bothered to give a single solitary fuck. Resign now, or get voted out later.

Is John Barasso your pseudonym? Or is he literally the only person in the country saying positive things about you?

Nothing to say about troops occupying DC? You spineless imbecile.

Maybe we can build a levee out of your strongly worded letters and canceled AIPAC checks.

Well AIPAC paid for your lunch so..

I never suspected you to be in the Epstein files before, but now I am 100% certain that you are.

Cash your AIPAC check this month you fucking fraud?

What a coincidence! I'm doing a "Chuck Schumer is a pathetic gutless fraud" tour of my house!

Do you realize that your name has become so synonymous with pathetic, weak behavior that it is now used regularly as a negative connotation?
"Well, you could Chuck Schumer the problem and do nothing."
Or
"We don't want a Chuck Schumer representing us"

No shit, Sherlock. How many seconds on Google did it take you to uncover this bombshell.

Speaking of bombshell, how's it going with Syria today?

Too bad there isn't any pro-measles lobby money to change your mind.

I don't know, SENATOR, because is literally your fucking job to find out the answer.