@chrisgreynolds.bsky.social
As far as I'm concerned, if MAGA thinks that liberals have a fake weather machine, then good. Let them believe that.
July 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
As far as I'm concerned, if MAGA thinks that liberals have a fake weather machine, then good. Let them believe that.
"What is it going to take to get through to MAGA?"
True. MAGA doesn't care about their homes, their communities, their wallets, their health, or their jobs.
They certainly don't care about you and your family.
So what one thing does MAGA care about more than anything?
Their truck.
True. MAGA doesn't care about their homes, their communities, their wallets, their health, or their jobs.
They certainly don't care about you and your family.
So what one thing does MAGA care about more than anything?
Their truck.
July 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"What is it going to take to get through to MAGA?"
True. MAGA doesn't care about their homes, their communities, their wallets, their health, or their jobs.
They certainly don't care about you and your family.
So what one thing does MAGA care about more than anything?
Their truck.
True. MAGA doesn't care about their homes, their communities, their wallets, their health, or their jobs.
They certainly don't care about you and your family.
So what one thing does MAGA care about more than anything?
Their truck.
Don't worry. Not a single one of those letters will actually be sent.
We went from 90 trade deals in 90 days to 90 sophomoric form letters.
July 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Don't worry. Not a single one of those letters will actually be sent.
You know those phones that ICE dipshits carry in order to take your picture?
I'm guessing that they are full of information that would be really unfortunate for American citizens to see.
Food for thought.
I'm guessing that they are full of information that would be really unfortunate for American citizens to see.
Food for thought.
July 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You know those phones that ICE dipshits carry in order to take your picture?
I'm guessing that they are full of information that would be really unfortunate for American citizens to see.
Food for thought.
I'm guessing that they are full of information that would be really unfortunate for American citizens to see.
Food for thought.
Hey ICE agents:
Have you sat down to have the 'Your dad's a traitorous n@zi piece of dogshit' talk with your family yet? Because I'll bet that's hard.
Have you sat down to have the 'Your dad's a traitorous n@zi piece of dogshit' talk with your family yet? Because I'll bet that's hard.
July 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hey ICE agents:
Have you sat down to have the 'Your dad's a traitorous n@zi piece of dogshit' talk with your family yet? Because I'll bet that's hard.
Have you sat down to have the 'Your dad's a traitorous n@zi piece of dogshit' talk with your family yet? Because I'll bet that's hard.
OK. Party's over. Time to get back to what truly makes America great:
Punching n@zis.
Punching n@zis.
July 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
OK. Party's over. Time to get back to what truly makes America great:
Punching n@zis.
Punching n@zis.
"The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy"
-Elon Musk (The person Trump hired to cut that service)
-Elon Musk (The person Trump hired to cut that service)
After media reports & experts warned for months that drastic & sudden cuts at the Nat Weather Service by Trump could impair their forecasting ability & endanger lives during the storm season, TX officials blame an inaccurate forecast by NWS for the deadly results of the flood.
July 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy"
-Elon Musk (The person Trump hired to cut that service)
-Elon Musk (The person Trump hired to cut that service)
While watching fireworks tonight, I am reflecting on two things:
1. I really love America
2. Republicans can go fuck themselves.
1. I really love America
2. Republicans can go fuck themselves.
July 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
While watching fireworks tonight, I am reflecting on two things:
1. I really love America
2. Republicans can go fuck themselves.
1. I really love America
2. Republicans can go fuck themselves.
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BOYCOTT
THE HOME DEPOT®
THE HOME DEPOT®
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
BOYCOTT
THE HOME DEPOT®
THE HOME DEPOT®
Hey internet! Looking forward to videos of ICE agents running away from citizens with roman candles! Don't let us down!
July 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey internet! Looking forward to videos of ICE agents running away from citizens with roman candles! Don't let us down!
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There's literally hundreds of millions of us and only a few of them.
July 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There's literally hundreds of millions of us and only a few of them.
I've decided to join MAGA.
So let's hang out!
What do you guys do all day anyway?
Burn tires?
Have stomach punching contests?
Eat mercury?
See you all at the plywood tree fort!
So let's hang out!
What do you guys do all day anyway?
Burn tires?
Have stomach punching contests?
Eat mercury?
See you all at the plywood tree fort!
July 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've decided to join MAGA.
So let's hang out!
What do you guys do all day anyway?
Burn tires?
Have stomach punching contests?
Eat mercury?
See you all at the plywood tree fort!
So let's hang out!
What do you guys do all day anyway?
Burn tires?
Have stomach punching contests?
Eat mercury?
See you all at the plywood tree fort!
What, exactly, are we celebrating on the 4th of July?
July 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What, exactly, are we celebrating on the 4th of July?
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KNOW YOUR ICE AGENT
July 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
KNOW YOUR ICE AGENT
I think that it is an absolute abomination that Zohran Mamdani is running for mayor of NYC.
Because he should be running for president.
Because he should be running for president.
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think that it is an absolute abomination that Zohran Mamdani is running for mayor of NYC.
Because he should be running for president.
Because he should be running for president.
I'm going to gaze into my crystal ball:
Millions of mouth breathing MAGA dip fucks are going to suddenly become socialists.
Millions of mouth breathing MAGA dip fucks are going to suddenly become socialists.
July 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to gaze into my crystal ball:
Millions of mouth breathing MAGA dip fucks are going to suddenly become socialists.
Millions of mouth breathing MAGA dip fucks are going to suddenly become socialists.
We're already spending every day living in a prison surrounded by face eating leopards.
So, sorry, your little trailer park redneck concentration camp isn't scaring me.
So, sorry, your little trailer park redneck concentration camp isn't scaring me.
July 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We're already spending every day living in a prison surrounded by face eating leopards.
So, sorry, your little trailer park redneck concentration camp isn't scaring me.
So, sorry, your little trailer park redneck concentration camp isn't scaring me.
To any potential applicants looking to work guard duty at the new immigration facility in Florida:
You dipshits realize that alligators can walk around on land, right?
You dipshits realize that alligators can walk around on land, right?
July 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To any potential applicants looking to work guard duty at the new immigration facility in Florida:
You dipshits realize that alligators can walk around on land, right?
You dipshits realize that alligators can walk around on land, right?
Yet another MAGA terrorist.
June 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yet another MAGA terrorist.
I'm at the point where my inner voice is now using curse words.
June 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm at the point where my inner voice is now using curse words.
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The mask isn't important for the reason you THINK.
June 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The mask isn't important for the reason you THINK.
Star Wars II: The Golden Dome
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Star Wars II: The Golden Dome
If there is one thing that cops are 'good at', it is strong arming citizens in producing ID'S and pressuring them to OK the search of their car.
And yet, they can't seem to apply that when it comes to masked armed men in cars that are missing license plates.
Curious.
And yet, they can't seem to apply that when it comes to masked armed men in cars that are missing license plates.
Curious.
June 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If there is one thing that cops are 'good at', it is strong arming citizens in producing ID'S and pressuring them to OK the search of their car.
And yet, they can't seem to apply that when it comes to masked armed men in cars that are missing license plates.
Curious.
And yet, they can't seem to apply that when it comes to masked armed men in cars that are missing license plates.
Curious.
ICE is not protecting us from criminals. ICE is systemically turning American citizens into criminals.
June 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE is not protecting us from criminals. ICE is systemically turning American citizens into criminals.