Chris
@chrisferret.bsky.social
Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity.
Slave to the algorithms
“Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
Slave to the algorithms
“Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
The Accidental Racist. He should put that on his CV and campaign material 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Accidental Racist. He should put that on his CV and campaign material 🤷♂️
Farage’s mission statement is “Roubles not Scruples”
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Farage’s mission statement is “Roubles not Scruples”
Richard is trying out for the Mel Brookes role in a re-make of “High Anxiety” and is desperately hoping Andrea isn’t going to sing 😳
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Richard is trying out for the Mel Brookes role in a re-make of “High Anxiety” and is desperately hoping Andrea isn’t going to sing 😳
Maybe change the name from “Grok” to “Ask Elon” 🤷♂️
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Maybe change the name from “Grok” to “Ask Elon” 🤷♂️
The Don Henley Reggatta de Blanc to give it its full title 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Don Henley Reggatta de Blanc to give it its full title 🤷♂️
“Almost” doing a lot of heavy lifting there 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Almost” doing a lot of heavy lifting there 🤔
T’is the Season to be Jolly well annoyed 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
T’is the Season to be Jolly well annoyed 🤷♂️
Dribbling is an “age” problem not restricted to Bretwaldas
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dribbling is an “age” problem not restricted to Bretwaldas
He should never have sold Virgin Records 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He should never have sold Virgin Records 🤷♂️
Never thought of Santa as a tool …. Emotional or otherwise 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Never thought of Santa as a tool …. Emotional or otherwise 🤷♂️
Inshore Power boating…..that’ll tip the Faragists over the edge
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Inshore Power boating…..that’ll tip the Faragists over the edge
If this is allowed to continue who knows where it will end ?
Membership of the Local Hunt ?
Taking part in the Henley Regatta ?
Membership of the Local Hunt ?
Taking part in the Henley Regatta ?
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If this is allowed to continue who knows where it will end ?
Membership of the Local Hunt ?
Taking part in the Henley Regatta ?
Membership of the Local Hunt ?
Taking part in the Henley Regatta ?
Whatever the Express wants them to do, I doubt it’s anything that relates to any form of compassion 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Whatever the Express wants them to do, I doubt it’s anything that relates to any form of compassion 🤷♂️
I’m surprised they didn’t paint “Keep Clear” outside of the Reform offices
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I’m surprised they didn’t paint “Keep Clear” outside of the Reform offices
Air fare 😳
What’s wrong with a inflatable boat 🤷♂️
What’s wrong with a inflatable boat 🤷♂️
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Air fare 😳
What’s wrong with a inflatable boat 🤷♂️
What’s wrong with a inflatable boat 🤷♂️
Strange place for Jenrick to hand out government contracts 🤔🤷♂️
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Strange place for Jenrick to hand out government contracts 🤔🤷♂️
….and what about the winter months 😂
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
….and what about the winter months 😂
I think Mary was a housewife, not a seamstress 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think Mary was a housewife, not a seamstress 🤔
They look like festive biscuits. Did you get Squigg in the Wulferhampton Secret Santa draw 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They look like festive biscuits. Did you get Squigg in the Wulferhampton Secret Santa draw 🤔
Makes a nice change from battering Mars Bars 😂
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Makes a nice change from battering Mars Bars 😂
Or as the local Spaniards might say…Hombres extranjeros en edad de luchar
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Or as the local Spaniards might say…Hombres extranjeros en edad de luchar
Pity the Spanish police didn’t employ their usual crowd control policy 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pity the Spanish police didn’t employ their usual crowd control policy 🤷♂️