Chris
@chrisferret.bsky.social
Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity.
Slave to the algorithms
“Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
Slave to the algorithms
“Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
Police are looking into the theft of exhibits stolen from the Ghost Train at a local Funfair #GortonandDenton #By-election
February 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Police are looking into the theft of exhibits stolen from the Ghost Train at a local Funfair #GortonandDenton #By-election
Zippy, George, Bungle, Freddy and Jane
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Zippy, George, Bungle, Freddy and Jane
Office Cleaning Firm cancel contract with Reform after massive turd found in Shadow Cabinet
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Office Cleaning Firm cancel contract with Reform after massive turd found in Shadow Cabinet
I suspect they will be praying for artificial insemination 😳🤢
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I suspect they will be praying for artificial insemination 😳🤢
Well, colour me shocked 😱
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Well, colour me shocked 😱
The ceremonial cutting of Tice’s umbilical cord to celebrate Goodwin’s inclusion of “A Handmaid’s Tale” in Reform’s Manifesto
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The ceremonial cutting of Tice’s umbilical cord to celebrate Goodwin’s inclusion of “A Handmaid’s Tale” in Reform’s Manifesto
Not content with his previous offences, Yakety Yaxley now putting forward his own suggestions for jailing himself 👍
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Not content with his previous offences, Yakety Yaxley now putting forward his own suggestions for jailing himself 👍
Not content to beak rules, Reform now want to make up the rules to suit their agenda 🤷♂️🤔
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Not content to beak rules, Reform now want to make up the rules to suit their agenda 🤷♂️🤔
Ah, Richard, that’s what she likes about you 😍
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Ah, Richard, that’s what she likes about you 😍
Talking in the third person again 🤷♂️
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Talking in the third person again 🤷♂️
“I said ‘we need to have a little TRUST’ “
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
“I said ‘we need to have a little TRUST’ “
Today’s #WheresWally comes from Collage Green and it could be challenging
February 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Today’s #WheresWally comes from Collage Green and it could be challenging
Andrew McMaster
Paul Harris
Wayne King
Stephen Lennon
Take your pick 🤷♂️
Paul Harris
Wayne King
Stephen Lennon
Take your pick 🤷♂️
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Andrew McMaster
Paul Harris
Wayne King
Stephen Lennon
Take your pick 🤷♂️
Paul Harris
Wayne King
Stephen Lennon
Take your pick 🤷♂️
Today’s #WheresWally is from Gorton & Denton and features a bonus Wally
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Today’s #WheresWally is from Gorton & Denton and features a bonus Wally
Wallace & Gromit: The Rancid Stilton
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Wallace & Gromit: The Rancid Stilton
This month’s Vogue Magazine exclusive
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This month’s Vogue Magazine exclusive
ICE’s actions explained
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
ICE’s actions explained
Macron presents Trump with “The Order of the Clown”
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Macron presents Trump with “The Order of the Clown”