Chris E. Teigen
@chriseteigen.bsky.social
Don’t take me too seriously, because I sure don’t. Skinny when I stand, Buddha when I sit. Final boy 🔪Not a girl, not yet a woman. My Artpop could be anything. 18+ #BLM
Shhh he’s so shy
December 19, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Shhh he’s so shy
This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick 🥹
December 19, 2024 at 9:39 AM
This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick 🥹
Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story
Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!
She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick
Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao
There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???
December 18, 2024 at 11:56 AM
There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???
Not this thunder literally shaking my entire house
December 18, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Not this thunder literally shaking my entire house
I need a haircut
The haircut:
The haircut:
December 18, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I need a haircut
The haircut:
The haircut:
Shhh he’s sleeping.
December 17, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Shhh he’s sleeping.
Oh you want twink throwbacks?? Say less.
December 15, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Oh you want twink throwbacks?? Say less.
The gay // his pop diva
December 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The gay // his pop diva
It’s always Tiffy time in my heart.
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
It’s always Tiffy time in my heart.
I’m about to enter the Wacky Races with this stache.
December 12, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I’m about to enter the Wacky Races with this stache.
Hey babe it’s time to put up the Christmas teeth I mean Christmas tree
December 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Hey babe it’s time to put up the Christmas teeth I mean Christmas tree
And that’s on progress!
December 11, 2024 at 11:12 PM
And that’s on progress!
The boy. The dick.
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 PM
The boy. The dick.
Look, I know we don’t know her anymore but this is still some of the best music I’ve ever heard by a Ru girl
December 10, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Look, I know we don’t know her anymore but this is still some of the best music I’ve ever heard by a Ru girl
Can you grab the remote for me?
December 10, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Can you grab the remote for me?
I’m never eating McDonald’s again 🗣️
December 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I’m never eating McDonald’s again 🗣️
I beat my record from last year
December 10, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I beat my record from last year
Jeepers creepers, get a look at my peepers.
December 10, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Jeepers creepers, get a look at my peepers.
Just made a pizza for dinner
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Just made a pizza for dinner