Chris E. Teigen
@chriseteigen.bsky.social
Don’t take me too seriously, because I sure don’t. Skinny when I stand, Buddha when I sit. Final boy 🔪Not a girl, not yet a woman. My Artpop could be anything. 18+ #BLM
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Chris E. Teigen
@chriseteigen.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Face card so my friends from the other place can find me 🫶
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I just replaced the headlight bulb in my car (masc in case you were wondering)
December 27, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I just replaced the headlight bulb in my car (masc in case you were wondering)
I don’t think I’ve felt less connected to social media since I was maybe 12 or 13.
December 27, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I don’t think I’ve felt less connected to social media since I was maybe 12 or 13.
Shhh he’s so shy
December 19, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Shhh he’s so shy
I can’t believe Christmas is a week away. Time flies when you’re fighting for your life.
December 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I can’t believe Christmas is a week away. Time flies when you’re fighting for your life.
This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick 🥹
December 19, 2024 at 9:39 AM
This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick 🥹
Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story
Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!
She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick
Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao
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Gonna buy this shirt because we’re it’s their world and we’re just living in it.
December 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Gonna buy this shirt because we’re it’s their world and we’re just living in it.
There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???
December 18, 2024 at 11:56 AM
There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???
Not this thunder literally shaking my entire house
December 18, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Not this thunder literally shaking my entire house
Ok so I really enjoyed Smile 2, don’t get me wrong. But there were way too many “dream scenes” so you have no idea what’s real or not. And the ending? How tf can you possibly make a 3rd one without it completely being the end of the world?
December 18, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Ok so I really enjoyed Smile 2, don’t get me wrong. But there were way too many “dream scenes” so you have no idea what’s real or not. And the ending? How tf can you possibly make a 3rd one without it completely being the end of the world?
I need a haircut
The haircut:
The haircut:
December 18, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I need a haircut
The haircut:
The haircut:
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100% Canadian beef 🇨🇦🥩 🍁
December 16, 2024 at 2:47 AM
100% Canadian beef 🇨🇦🥩 🍁
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I just think that if my tits were bigger it'd solve a lot of problems.
December 17, 2024 at 8:03 AM
I just think that if my tits were bigger it'd solve a lot of problems.
Shhh he’s sleeping.
December 17, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Shhh he’s sleeping.
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Howdy y’all 🌵🏜️🐎
December 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Howdy y’all 🌵🏜️🐎
Oh you want twink throwbacks?? Say less.
December 15, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Oh you want twink throwbacks?? Say less.
I love when I leave the room and he takes nudes on my phone for me to find later
December 15, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I love when I leave the room and he takes nudes on my phone for me to find later
I’m out of people to cut off in 2025 because I don’t hang out with people I don’t like anymore :)
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I’m out of people to cut off in 2025 because I don’t hang out with people I don’t like anymore :)
There’s been a kid dribbling a basketball right outside my bedroom window for over an hour and I’m 5 minutes away from drop kicking him in the face.
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
There’s been a kid dribbling a basketball right outside my bedroom window for over an hour and I’m 5 minutes away from drop kicking him in the face.