Well shoot, if I’d known it was shark week I’d a dressed up

Kerr County officials cosplaying cowboy like pathetic man-babies in their idiotic hats while cravenly dodging responsibility for their incompetence and negligence is a whole Uvalde flashback

Listen, I love hiking as much as the next person but not as much as I like *having hiked*

I don’t know how “de minimus” worked its way up from the mailroom when “negligible” has been quietly doing great work in the corner office. But saying “de minimus” makes you sound like you have a negligible dick

I am loving the right-wing manosphere’s tantrum over Pedro Pascal’s popularity. They never land any real criticism, it’s just the confused sputtering of man-children who will never be anyone’s Daddy 😂

Wake, stretch, wonder if planes will stay in the sky today.

Has a human voice ever produced a sound as bone-chillingly terrifying as Terry Gross saying: "That's funny"?

A fun new thing I've learned selling on FB Marketplace is that if you ghost a pre-arranged meeting with me or make an offer so lowball it's insulting, I will pile my belongings in the yard, light them on fire, and warm myself in their dying glow before I ever sell anything to you.

Twenty Lessons, read by John Lithgow
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It's Town Meeting day in Vermont and omg if you're speaking from the floor YOU NEED TO GO TO THE MICROPHONE

This was a *real* missed opportunity to say “I got off Twitter because I’m not a Nazi.” Or maybe “I suck at writing and blame everyone but myself.”

Just a girl standing before the entire internet trying to find a pair of slipper socks with a design that isn't a craven appropriation of Native American culture

If photos could speak, this one would pause quietly for four seconds and then say ... "Yup."

Was listening to @youaregood.bsky.social when the host suddenly said this remarkable thing and I can't stop thinking about it

So psyched our rural area has such a robust stand-up comedy scene! Not just the annual VT Comedy Fest but weekly gigs open mics and booked shows with awesome comics! www.vermontcomedyfestival.com

Is Michael Lewis the Jonah Lehrer of Malcolm Gladwells? www.nytimes.com/2024/10/06/p...

New platform so here is my best education lightbulb joke, Bluesky! chrisdolanwriting.com/humor/profes...