Chris
@chrisduzthings.bsky.social
Freak on the streets, farting in the sheets.
I'm not superstitious at all, but even I wouldn't tempt fate this hard.
June 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm not superstitious at all, but even I wouldn't tempt fate this hard.
I don’t like it when I get pints in a fucking chalice thing, I want a regular pint glass.
May 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I don’t like it when I get pints in a fucking chalice thing, I want a regular pint glass.
This was absolutely fucking wonderful.
May 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This was absolutely fucking wonderful.
How good is Val in Heat, mind? RIP.
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How good is Val in Heat, mind? RIP.
I’m currently sitting where this Beryl Cook painting is set.
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m currently sitting where this Beryl Cook painting is set.
I know I’m one of “those guys” but you can’t get more perfect than that.
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I know I’m one of “those guys” but you can’t get more perfect than that.
Found a picture of me at 19.
March 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Found a picture of me at 19.
I cannot fathom the young watching films on laptops in bed.
February 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I cannot fathom the young watching films on laptops in bed.
Clinically depressed people cured by people who are MORE clinically depressed. I like it - fire with fire.
February 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Clinically depressed people cured by people who are MORE clinically depressed. I like it - fire with fire.
Guinness. Surf & turf.
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Guinness. Surf & turf.
This fucking episode.
January 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This fucking episode.
RIP David Lynch. A very special man.
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
RIP David Lynch. A very special man.
The grossest part of Predator is when Billy sucks off a tree and it cums all over him.
(I'm watching Predator)
(I'm watching Predator)
December 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
The grossest part of Predator is when Billy sucks off a tree and it cums all over him.
(I'm watching Predator)
(I'm watching Predator)
"You're ghosting’ us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world. You give our position one more time, I’ll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here. Got that?"
December 29, 2024 at 6:39 PM
"You're ghosting’ us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world. You give our position one more time, I’ll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here. Got that?"
Someone's been to the Coventry conference.
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Someone's been to the Coventry conference.
Uncle Frank? More like Uncle WANK, amiright?
December 11, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Uncle Frank? More like Uncle WANK, amiright?
Back to work tomorrow after being signed off for 2 weeks with stress.
December 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Back to work tomorrow after being signed off for 2 weeks with stress.
Finally took the advice of @kermodemovie.bsky.social and saw Uncle Boonme Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Only took me 14 years.
November 29, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Finally took the advice of @kermodemovie.bsky.social and saw Uncle Boonme Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Only took me 14 years.
"Hello, Bluesky? Yeah, I'm here over from Twitter. I'm a big racist and a grifter. Can I have some followers please?"
November 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
"Hello, Bluesky? Yeah, I'm here over from Twitter. I'm a big racist and a grifter. Can I have some followers please?"