christopher 🤹🏻‍♂️
chrisdertien.bsky.social
christopher 🤹🏻‍♂️
@chrisdertien.bsky.social
•standup comedian🎤
•leg model🦵🏻
•almost homeless📦
•silly goose 🪿
•mozz stick connoisseur 🧀
Leah Michele could never
March 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
cinnamon toast crunch needs to calm tf down
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I plan on going out the same way 🥰😊🧌
January 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I f**ked the Southwest Eggrolls
December 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Roses are red
Don’t kiss and tell
December 11, 2024 at 7:26 AM
during cooking shows…….ok🫦
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The amount of effort I put into anything:
December 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
“Why can’t you keep a job?”

Me in customer service:
November 26, 2024 at 11:24 AM