christopher 🤹🏻♂️
@chrisdertien.bsky.social
•standup comedian🎤
•leg model🦵🏻
•almost homeless📦
•silly goose 🪿
•mozz stick connoisseur 🧀
•leg model🦵🏻
•almost homeless📦
•silly goose 🪿
•mozz stick connoisseur 🧀
take me back to when it was illegal to be within 6 ft of me
April 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
take me back to when it was illegal to be within 6 ft of me
Leah Michele could never
March 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Leah Michele could never
The way Kendrick feels about Drake is the way I feel about oatmeal raisin cookies
February 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The way Kendrick feels about Drake is the way I feel about oatmeal raisin cookies
when someone gets on the elevator with me:
Replying to @Danea 😂😂😂💀🤣🤣#fyp #fyppppppppppppppppppppp
TikTok video by 🩷Don’t like men Myra 🩷🦄🌈
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January 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
when someone gets on the elevator with me:
was called a selfish fa**ot by a crackhead bc I wouldn’t give him one of my chicken fries - how’s your day going?
January 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
was called a selfish fa**ot by a crackhead bc I wouldn’t give him one of my chicken fries - how’s your day going?
cinnamon toast crunch needs to calm tf down
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
cinnamon toast crunch needs to calm tf down
gonna be thinking about embarrassing things I did years ago later if you wanna pull up..
January 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
gonna be thinking about embarrassing things I did years ago later if you wanna pull up..
I love that it’s Jan 17 and some cars in LA still look like reindeer
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I love that it’s Jan 17 and some cars in LA still look like reindeer
I plan on going out the same way 🥰😊🧌
January 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I plan on going out the same way 🥰😊🧌
I f**ked the Southwest Eggrolls
December 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I f**ked the Southwest Eggrolls
whoever has my voodoo doll, can you tickle the gooch please?
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
whoever has my voodoo doll, can you tickle the gooch please?
Roses are red
Don’t kiss and tell
Don’t kiss and tell
December 11, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Roses are red
Don’t kiss and tell
Don’t kiss and tell
When taylor swift sings:
🎶“Midnight - You come and pick me up no head lice”🎶
She cares about hygiene and I love that 🥰🥰
🎶“Midnight - You come and pick me up no head lice”🎶
She cares about hygiene and I love that 🥰🥰
December 7, 2024 at 12:13 AM
When taylor swift sings:
🎶“Midnight - You come and pick me up no head lice”🎶
She cares about hygiene and I love that 🥰🥰
🎶“Midnight - You come and pick me up no head lice”🎶
She cares about hygiene and I love that 🥰🥰
during cooking shows…….ok🫦
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
during cooking shows…….ok🫦
The amount of effort I put into anything:
December 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
The amount of effort I put into anything:
a crackhead threw their blanket at me today when I was wearing shorts - I just scheduled the amputation of both my legs
December 1, 2024 at 7:36 AM
a crackhead threw their blanket at me today when I was wearing shorts - I just scheduled the amputation of both my legs
listening to 🎶Home for the Holidays🎶 in an uber really hits when you’re on your way to work
November 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
listening to 🎶Home for the Holidays🎶 in an uber really hits when you’re on your way to work
Today I am thankful for chicken tenders
…oh and family too
…oh and family too
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Today I am thankful for chicken tenders
…oh and family too
…oh and family too
I’ll never forget when my sister came out:
Her: “Hey Chris, I think I like girls” 👉🏻👈🏻
Me: “Cool, me too, I think we get it from Dad” 😎
Her: “Hey Chris, I think I like girls” 👉🏻👈🏻
Me: “Cool, me too, I think we get it from Dad” 😎
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I’ll never forget when my sister came out:
Her: “Hey Chris, I think I like girls” 👉🏻👈🏻
Me: “Cool, me too, I think we get it from Dad” 😎
Her: “Hey Chris, I think I like girls” 👉🏻👈🏻
Me: “Cool, me too, I think we get it from Dad” 😎
I thought this was helen keller at first 🙃
Lana Del Rey has announced her new album, The Right Person Will Stay, which will be released on May 21st, 2025.
She previously described the record as "country" and inspired by the American Songbook.
She previously described the record as "country" and inspired by the American Songbook.
November 26, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I thought this was helen keller at first 🙃
“Why can’t you keep a job?”
Me in customer service:
Me in customer service:
November 26, 2024 at 11:24 AM
“Why can’t you keep a job?”
Me in customer service:
Me in customer service: