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Chris Davis
@chrisdavis.bsky.social
primate at a keyboard | Red Team founder @AWSCloud | he/him
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Feeling honest, might delete later.
December 8, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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January 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
My EV supply equipment runs Linux... I suppose I should be glad the error message wasn't "halt and catch fire".
December 30, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I've spent so much time replacing incandescent bulbs this year. These 3 tools have been indispensable. Tester to help me find the issues, screwdriver to get the dang bulbs out, and binder clip to mark the socket I pulled a bulb from so I don't have to hunt for it.

2000 hr mtbf sucks.
November 28, 2023 at 4:54 AM
www.theverge.com/2023/11/18/2...

I can only imagine the Google meet sessions sound something like this...
November 19, 2023 at 4:10 AM
October 12, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Today I learned about this e-waste recycling search engine. My partner will be happy...
search.earth911.com
September 16, 2023 at 3:14 PM
September 13, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Got to watch the WSL Finals yesterday. Trestles is a cool break with a good vibe. I am super happy the WSL has started interleaving men's and women's heats - but am sad the audience is still all about the men.
September 10, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Garbage in, garbage out.
August 13, 2023 at 8:33 PM
m&m's without the sexy m&m don't taste as good.
August 12, 2023 at 2:23 AM
I don't play wordle often anymore, but chuckled when my partner shared today's with me...
August 10, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Down the rabbit hole I went, reading ancient maps like I was Indiana Jones, about to find some hidden city....

Old maps are dope.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/OrteliusWorldMap1570.jpg
August 6, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Showed our kids Hackers last night. We all loved it. Laughs were had.
August 3, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Yessssss. Breaking out the strategic green chile reserve. 1 left before fall.
July 30, 2023 at 9:26 PM
I use a broken mug all the time.

It sounds way cooler to say it's wabi sabi and is part of an aesthetic statement I'm making than, "I like the turtle and it still fits in our cupboard".
July 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM
July 29, 2023 at 7:10 PM
The grill goddesses demand 2 clicks.
July 24, 2023 at 1:52 AM
July 23, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Cool cool cool.
July 23, 2023 at 6:05 PM
I had no clue who this was before Barbie.
July 22, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Me today.
July 22, 2023 at 5:32 PM
If there's one thing that makes me crazy, it's "security theater".

I just walked into Petco park with a 4'x6' blanket, but they had to confiscate an 11"x8" clear plastic bag purse because it exceeded their bag size policy. We had 2 hoodies in the bag.

Do you even threat model bro?
July 17, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Weirdest parmesan cheese...
July 16, 2023 at 8:54 PM