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Chris Davis
@chrisdavis.bsky.social
primate at a keyboard | Red Team founder @AWSCloud | he/him
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Feeling honest, might delete later.
December 8, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Viva Las Vegas!
February 17, 2024 at 4:39 AM
🤷
January 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
My EV supply equipment runs Linux... I suppose I should be glad the error message wasn't "halt and catch fire".
December 30, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I've spent so much time replacing incandescent bulbs this year. These 3 tools have been indispensable. Tester to help me find the issues, screwdriver to get the dang bulbs out, and binder clip to mark the socket I pulled a bulb from so I don't have to hunt for it.

2000 hr mtbf sucks.
November 28, 2023 at 4:54 AM
I had a moment of "omg" - worried kids had left their lunches in their backpacks over the break. I was half right... One of two had emptied their lunches.
November 25, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Chris Davis
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — Ex-police officer Derek Chauvin, convicted of killing George Floyd, has been stabbed in federal prison, AP source says.
November 25, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Whoever decided to call them dentures really missed out on substitooth.
November 20, 2023 at 1:45 AM
www.theverge.com/2023/11/18/2...

I can only imagine the Google meet sessions sound something like this...
November 19, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Any of my pals score Comic-Con tickets?
November 18, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Why do so many breweries think a stout needs to be syrup sweet? 🤮
November 13, 2023 at 1:30 AM
My ring is queueing doorbell notifications with minutes of delay. Ring servers must be on fire tonight.
November 1, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Sorry Steve Winwood - my whole life I thought it was "give me a high or low".
October 29, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Throwing a teenager Halloween party at our house.

Costumes:
Me: Chunk, Goonies
Partner : Dave Meyers, Gremlins

Pizzas : 4
Mummy dogs : 32
Apples : 5 lbs

Fun : Infinite
October 28, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Didn't really have much of an eclipse show here in SoCal - we had some marine layer cloud cover that made it sneaky.
October 14, 2023 at 7:17 PM
What's more dangerous:
1) Typos in slack?
2) Revisionist messaging from edits and deletes?

I know folks are fans of the "edit" function everywhere - I've come to appreciate write once read many.
October 12, 2023 at 12:57 AM
October 1, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Today I learned about this e-waste recycling search engine. My partner will be happy...
search.earth911.com
September 16, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Watching the VMAs and an act features a payphone, daughter exclaims "oh that's a street phone!"
September 13, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Got to watch the WSL Finals yesterday. Trestles is a cool break with a good vibe. I am super happy the WSL has started interleaving men's and women's heats - but am sad the audience is still all about the men.
September 10, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Cheetos has perfected buttery cheese flavor shelf stable finger snacks.
September 4, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Watching a person plug a 72 kW car into a 350 kW charger, leaving me a 150 - when I could use the 350 to good effect. 😢

I've stopped trying to explain to people. It never goes as I think it would in my head.
September 3, 2023 at 12:55 AM
A tropical storm, a tornado, and an earthquake walk into a bar...
August 21, 2023 at 5:05 AM
I've had a case of "mouse arm" for a couple days. I've tried to do all the ergo things. Getting old is painful.
August 20, 2023 at 10:56 PM