Chris Dangerferret
@chrisdangerferret.bsky.social
Homeless and #ActuallyAutistic in Bellingham WA. Looking to get back to permanent safety for me and my dog.
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Hi! I'm a homeless autistic guy from Bellingham WA currently trying to get my life and dignity back. I have started a Go Fund Me at gofund.me/c59182cb9, and you can follow my story and thoughts about it (some won't be very pc or pleasant. I'm sorry. Reality can be dirty.) at dangerferret.com
New Shoutcast Stream!!!
No one is more excited than I am to announce that I have a new Shoutcast Stream that you can reach at this link to listen in on my DJ sets. Mostly, because no one knows about it... except for you. I'm sure I am still the most excited about it. I'm fine with that.
No one is more excited than I am to announce that I have a new Shoutcast Stream that you can reach at this link to listen in on my DJ sets. Mostly, because no one knows about it... except for you. I'm sure I am still the most excited about it. I'm fine with that.
New Shoutcast Stream!!!
No one is more excited than I am to announce that I have a new Shoutcast Stream that you can reach at this link to listen in on my DJ sets. Mostly, because no one knows about it... except for you. I'm sure I am still the most excited about it. I'm fine with that.
dangerferret.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
New Shoutcast Stream!!!
No one is more excited than I am to announce that I have a new Shoutcast Stream that you can reach at this link to listen in on my DJ sets. Mostly, because no one knows about it... except for you. I'm sure I am still the most excited about it. I'm fine with that.
No one is more excited than I am to announce that I have a new Shoutcast Stream that you can reach at this link to listen in on my DJ sets. Mostly, because no one knows about it... except for you. I'm sure I am still the most excited about it. I'm fine with that.
Life is BETTER!
Holy crap, what a ride... First off, I am in a MUCH better place than I was the last time I posted. I didn't realize how far around the bend I'd gone until I started getting help. Aside from being homeless, I broke my glasses pretty much the first week out. And then my wallet went…
Holy crap, what a ride... First off, I am in a MUCH better place than I was the last time I posted. I didn't realize how far around the bend I'd gone until I started getting help. Aside from being homeless, I broke my glasses pretty much the first week out. And then my wallet went…
Life is BETTER!
Holy crap, what a ride... First off, I am in a MUCH better place than I was the last time I posted. I didn't realize how far around the bend I'd gone until I started getting help. Aside from being homeless, I broke my glasses pretty much the first week out. And then my wallet went missing... This incredible person named Kait helped me get my stuff together.
dangerferret.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Life is BETTER!
Holy crap, what a ride... First off, I am in a MUCH better place than I was the last time I posted. I didn't realize how far around the bend I'd gone until I started getting help. Aside from being homeless, I broke my glasses pretty much the first week out. And then my wallet went…
Holy crap, what a ride... First off, I am in a MUCH better place than I was the last time I posted. I didn't realize how far around the bend I'd gone until I started getting help. Aside from being homeless, I broke my glasses pretty much the first week out. And then my wallet went…
BlueSky vs. X
Deleting BlueSky Social off my phone and replacing it with X. The batteries won't last more than a day, and I can't take my dog in with me anywhere where I could charge it. But it's a day. BlueSky is just an echo chamber, where people who all think the same thing torture each other…
Deleting BlueSky Social off my phone and replacing it with X. The batteries won't last more than a day, and I can't take my dog in with me anywhere where I could charge it. But it's a day. BlueSky is just an echo chamber, where people who all think the same thing torture each other…
BlueSky vs. X
Deleting BlueSky Social off my phone and replacing it with X. The batteries won't last more than a day, and I can't take my dog in with me anywhere where I could charge it. But it's a day. BlueSky is just an echo chamber, where people who all think the same thing torture each other with purity tests and the re-posting of memes.
dangerferret.com
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
BlueSky vs. X
Deleting BlueSky Social off my phone and replacing it with X. The batteries won't last more than a day, and I can't take my dog in with me anywhere where I could charge it. But it's a day. BlueSky is just an echo chamber, where people who all think the same thing torture each other…
Deleting BlueSky Social off my phone and replacing it with X. The batteries won't last more than a day, and I can't take my dog in with me anywhere where I could charge it. But it's a day. BlueSky is just an echo chamber, where people who all think the same thing torture each other…
Dear Bellingham: Brian Kilmeade Was Right
I have 24 hours left of safety. I thought for SURE someone would help. All I read on BlueSky Social is how outraged the left is by everything, but they won't do anything about it. The people of BlueSky Social are like the committee of The Good Place. They…
I have 24 hours left of safety. I thought for SURE someone would help. All I read on BlueSky Social is how outraged the left is by everything, but they won't do anything about it. The people of BlueSky Social are like the committee of The Good Place. They…
Dear Bellingham: Brian Kilmeade Was Right
I have 24 hours left of safety. I thought for SURE someone would help. All I read on BlueSky Social is how outraged the left is by everything, but they won't do anything about it. The people of BlueSky Social are like the committee of The Good Place. They talk and talk about social justice. They post and re-post memes that everyone on BlueSky already agrees with.
dangerferret.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Dear Bellingham: Brian Kilmeade Was Right
I have 24 hours left of safety. I thought for SURE someone would help. All I read on BlueSky Social is how outraged the left is by everything, but they won't do anything about it. The people of BlueSky Social are like the committee of The Good Place. They…
I have 24 hours left of safety. I thought for SURE someone would help. All I read on BlueSky Social is how outraged the left is by everything, but they won't do anything about it. The people of BlueSky Social are like the committee of The Good Place. They…
Hey @Bluesky! Please tell your virtue signalling fake liberal base that - thanks to them - they've just created another Republican voter. I'll never vote Democrat for the rest of my life. Snobby, sneering, pass-the-buck, do nothing losers like the folks of Bluesky. Bye. What a shit site.
September 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Hey @Bluesky! Please tell your virtue signalling fake liberal base that - thanks to them - they've just created another Republican voter. I'll never vote Democrat for the rest of my life. Snobby, sneering, pass-the-buck, do nothing losers like the folks of Bluesky. Bye. What a shit site.
Hey @bluesky. Your fake liberal users are so incensed about Brian Kilmeade's euthanize the homeless comments. Why don't they understand that being euthanized is kinder than being marginalized and ignored to death?
I'll try X. Ppl are at least HONEST there.
I'll try X. Ppl are at least HONEST there.
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Hey @bluesky. Your fake liberal users are so incensed about Brian Kilmeade's euthanize the homeless comments. Why don't they understand that being euthanized is kinder than being marginalized and ignored to death?
I'll try X. Ppl are at least HONEST there.
I'll try X. Ppl are at least HONEST there.
Sweet Greta tucking in with her favorite toy. It’s a cat. Tolerance happens! 3 more blissful nights of safety
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sweet Greta tucking in with her favorite toy. It’s a cat. Tolerance happens! 3 more blissful nights of safety
I've played my #gw2 for the day. Don't have my DJ controller so I can't spin. That just leaves falling asleep to stand up comedy while cuddling the dog. My needs are simple. Monotropism ftw!
September 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've played my #gw2 for the day. Don't have my DJ controller so I can't spin. That just leaves falling asleep to stand up comedy while cuddling the dog. My needs are simple. Monotropism ftw!
Clearly….
Not one person is going to help. But I can't go back out there. I'm NOT going back out there.
Not one person is going to help. But I can't go back out there. I'm NOT going back out there.
Clearly….
Not one person is going to help. But I can't go back out there. I'm NOT going back out there.
dangerferret.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Clearly….
Not one person is going to help. But I can't go back out there. I'm NOT going back out there.
Not one person is going to help. But I can't go back out there. I'm NOT going back out there.
It's time for Reset Tequatl! The best Tequatl. #gw2 #guildwars2
September 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's time for Reset Tequatl! The best Tequatl. #gw2 #guildwars2
Reposted by Chris Dangerferret
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Prophets are going through the roof.
September 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Prophets are going through the roof.
All those 80s music retrospective people and not one mention of Tubeway Army?
Please listen to the sirens!
Please listen to the sirens!
September 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
All those 80s music retrospective people and not one mention of Tubeway Army?
Please listen to the sirens!
Please listen to the sirens!
Argh! almost two hours until the next convergence. I need to kill dragons NAO! (that's right, lady. I'm using my homeless internet to play video games. It's more useful than arguing for the homeless on BlueSky in that it's CATHARTIC, not completely pointless.
September 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Argh! almost two hours until the next convergence. I need to kill dragons NAO! (that's right, lady. I'm using my homeless internet to play video games. It's more useful than arguing for the homeless on BlueSky in that it's CATHARTIC, not completely pointless.
Fake liberalism rears it's ugly head. If it sounds like a MAGAt, it's a bloody MAGAt.
Ok so answer me this please…you’re “homeless” but you have the internet?
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fake liberalism rears it's ugly head. If it sounds like a MAGAt, it's a bloody MAGAt.
I'm about at the point where *I* would rather be euthanized than sleep on the sidewalk and spend my days lugging around all my belongings, trying to keep my dog safe, and be constantly ignored by people who claim I deserve better, but - you know - from someone else.
September 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm about at the point where *I* would rather be euthanized than sleep on the sidewalk and spend my days lugging around all my belongings, trying to keep my dog safe, and be constantly ignored by people who claim I deserve better, but - you know - from someone else.
Reposted by Chris Dangerferret
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he sh...
theonion.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
Imagine if everyone on social media spent one hour a day doing ANYTHING about all the things they claim to care about.
September 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Imagine if everyone on social media spent one hour a day doing ANYTHING about all the things they claim to care about.
You know, ANet is going to catch us talking smack about taking down Umby in record time, and they're going to start putting Eparch in convergences. #gw2 #guildwars2
September 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You know, ANet is going to catch us talking smack about taking down Umby in record time, and they're going to start putting Eparch in convergences. #gw2 #guildwars2
Now I'm going to go play #gw2. I don't believe in humanity anymore pretty much anywhere from anybody. But I can still kick some dragon ass while there's time.
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Now I'm going to go play #gw2. I don't believe in humanity anymore pretty much anywhere from anybody. But I can still kick some dragon ass while there's time.
Incidentally, don't ever trust this person -> @acholcomb.bsky.social "Pot Mama" is the most narcissistic, vindictive, and power hungry person I have EVER met save one.
September 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Incidentally, don't ever trust this person -> @acholcomb.bsky.social "Pot Mama" is the most narcissistic, vindictive, and power hungry person I have EVER met save one.
Incidentally, spending your days posting memes on the internet isn't "doing good." It's an advertisement for doing good. But you do you, BlueSky. I'm going to go play @guildwars2 until I'm back out on the streets. I hope you all know you can't save the world by re-posting news articles.
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Incidentally, spending your days posting memes on the internet isn't "doing good." It's an advertisement for doing good. But you do you, BlueSky. I'm going to go play @guildwars2 until I'm back out on the streets. I hope you all know you can't save the world by re-posting news articles.
3 more days before I'm back out on the streets. It's not like I expected to fundraise a new life, but, well, I guess the internet really is more about virtue signalling than actual activism or mercy or human compassion.
September 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
3 more days before I'm back out on the streets. It's not like I expected to fundraise a new life, but, well, I guess the internet really is more about virtue signalling than actual activism or mercy or human compassion.
I'm still pushing for all references to "Donald J Trump" be officially replaced with "The Werepumpkin of Broheim" once sanity regains control.
September 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm still pushing for all references to "Donald J Trump" be officially replaced with "The Werepumpkin of Broheim" once sanity regains control.
Reposted by Chris Dangerferret
Ooh! AND I accidentally achieved legendary armor. I thought maybe if I tried real hard I could finish another piece before Monday night, so I walked up to Lyhr and he was all "Nah dude. You already did all that. Check your inventory much?" And he handed me a shiny light obsidian chest piece. #gw2
September 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ooh! AND I accidentally achieved legendary armor. I thought maybe if I tried real hard I could finish another piece before Monday night, so I walked up to Lyhr and he was all "Nah dude. You already did all that. Check your inventory much?" And he handed me a shiny light obsidian chest piece. #gw2