Just told my Hawaiian GP that I have a medical leaky matter and he said 'Merry Christmas to you too!"
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just told my Hawaiian GP that I have a medical leaky matter and he said 'Merry Christmas to you too!"
Don't listen to the US singer going round saying that only 2 in 10 people like Swiss chocolate. It's Lindor WrongStat.
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Don't listen to the US singer going round saying that only 2 in 10 people like Swiss chocolate. It's Lindor WrongStat.
"Take these pills then come back and see me last week".
"Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a Christopher Nolan film".
"Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a Christopher Nolan film".
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Take these pills then come back and see me last week".
"Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a Christopher Nolan film".
"Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a Christopher Nolan film".
Spelt my medicine wrong so ordered Bronco Stop instead of Broncho Stop. I've still got a terrible cough but I've kicked my rodeo addiction.
August 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Spelt my medicine wrong so ordered Bronco Stop instead of Broncho Stop. I've still got a terrible cough but I've kicked my rodeo addiction.
If you're seeking funding to install a whirlpool on Electric Avenue, check to see if you're eligible for an Eddy Grant.
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you're seeking funding to install a whirlpool on Electric Avenue, check to see if you're eligible for an Eddy Grant.
Christopher.
Christopher Nolan.
Who's there?
Christopher who?
Knock knock!
Christopher Nolan.
Who's there?
Christopher who?
Knock knock!
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Christopher.
Christopher Nolan.
Who's there?
Christopher who?
Knock knock!
Christopher Nolan.
Who's there?
Christopher who?
Knock knock!
The dentist who did my fixed brace was pretty unorthodox. She was an unorthodontist.
August 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The dentist who did my fixed brace was pretty unorthodox. She was an unorthodontist.
We love wind turbines here. Big fans.
August 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We love wind turbines here. Big fans.
According to BBC 6 Music insiders, Mary Anne Hobbs doesn't go to the toilet, she curates an essential restroom experience.
August 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
According to BBC 6 Music insiders, Mary Anne Hobbs doesn't go to the toilet, she curates an essential restroom experience.
Bloke in the next holiday apartment works for BBC 6 Music. I know because I asked how his swim was and he said 'iconic'.
August 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Bloke in the next holiday apartment works for BBC 6 Music. I know because I asked how his swim was and he said 'iconic'.
I hear Liam Gallagher's dog's been itchin' in the kitchen once again. Some mites, eh?
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I hear Liam Gallagher's dog's been itchin' in the kitchen once again. Some mites, eh?
Yellow belly custard
Green snot pie
Mix it up together with a dead dog's eye
Spread it on a butty
Nice and thick
Call it Protein Snack Box with Hot Honey Dip and some mug will buy it for seven quid on their way home from the gym.
Green snot pie
Mix it up together with a dead dog's eye
Spread it on a butty
Nice and thick
Call it Protein Snack Box with Hot Honey Dip and some mug will buy it for seven quid on their way home from the gym.
July 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yellow belly custard
Green snot pie
Mix it up together with a dead dog's eye
Spread it on a butty
Nice and thick
Call it Protein Snack Box with Hot Honey Dip and some mug will buy it for seven quid on their way home from the gym.
Green snot pie
Mix it up together with a dead dog's eye
Spread it on a butty
Nice and thick
Call it Protein Snack Box with Hot Honey Dip and some mug will buy it for seven quid on their way home from the gym.
Had a slow start to designing wallpaper with my face on it, but I'm on a roll now.
July 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Had a slow start to designing wallpaper with my face on it, but I'm on a roll now.
The Four Tops spent their retirement years playing bingo down in Chilpancingo, watching snooker in Ixtapaluca and on the sofa dozing in Reynosa.
July 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Four Tops spent their retirement years playing bingo down in Chilpancingo, watching snooker in Ixtapaluca and on the sofa dozing in Reynosa.
Say what you like about neck braces, but since I started wearing one I've never looked back.
July 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Say what you like about neck braces, but since I started wearing one I've never looked back.
My farmer friend practises slash and burn agriculture. Nothing to do with cutting and torching vegetation, he's got cystitis.
July 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My farmer friend practises slash and burn agriculture. Nothing to do with cutting and torching vegetation, he's got cystitis.
Billy Ocean says he's stopped eating sourdough bread because it makes his jaw ache. Or as he put it, loaf really hurts with a chew.
July 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Billy Ocean says he's stopped eating sourdough bread because it makes his jaw ache. Or as he put it, loaf really hurts with a chew.
Reposted by Chris Dance
Loving this new Irish/Louisiana-themed bar. A real sense of O’Cajun
June 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Loving this new Irish/Louisiana-themed bar. A real sense of O’Cajun
Hollywood masseurs have a little song to remind them what Ed Harris and Liam Neeson like to have rubbed. Ed (shoulders), Neeson (toes).
June 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hollywood masseurs have a little song to remind them what Ed Harris and Liam Neeson like to have rubbed. Ed (shoulders), Neeson (toes).
Reposted by Chris Dance
God: Hi.
Brian Wilson: Finally! And?
God: You'd be a postman.
Brian Wilson: Finally! And?
God: You'd be a postman.
June 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
God: Hi.
Brian Wilson: Finally! And?
God: You'd be a postman.
Brian Wilson: Finally! And?
God: You'd be a postman.
Timothee Chalamet just came into my coffee shop and ordered something frothee to takeawet.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Timothee Chalamet just came into my coffee shop and ordered something frothee to takeawet.
34 years after they put it there while they worked out what to do with it, Heavy D & The Boyz have just found love in a box in the garage.
June 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
34 years after they put it there while they worked out what to do with it, Heavy D & The Boyz have just found love in a box in the garage.
I used to find it easy to say hello to Mr Pitney, Mr Wilder and Mr Hackman when they were all together, but not when I saw them individually. I had personal 'Hi Gene' issues.
June 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I used to find it easy to say hello to Mr Pitney, Mr Wilder and Mr Hackman when they were all together, but not when I saw them individually. I had personal 'Hi Gene' issues.
Captain Oates had a little known Norwegian brother called Roald, who made an excellent flapjack.
June 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Captain Oates had a little known Norwegian brother called Roald, who made an excellent flapjack.
Every time Dizzy Gillespie introduced himself someone brought him a chair.
June 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every time Dizzy Gillespie introduced himself someone brought him a chair.