Chris Coulson
@chriscoulson.bsky.social
Imposter, sometimes grumpy, likes plants and debugging asm. Ubuntu security engineer.
Is our dog broken or are they meant to do this? 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is our dog broken or are they meant to do this? 🤣
It should be illegal to hard landscape every bit of land within the curtilage of your property like this. What a soulless, sterile, depressing outdoor space that provides no shelter and contributes absolutely nothing to biodiversity
August 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
It should be illegal to hard landscape every bit of land within the curtilage of your property like this. What a soulless, sterile, depressing outdoor space that provides no shelter and contributes absolutely nothing to biodiversity
Got myself locked out of Twitter. Why is Space Karen so desperate to protect this stonetoss guy?
March 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Got myself locked out of Twitter. Why is Space Karen so desperate to protect this stonetoss guy?
Got up to go and grab a beer from the kitchen, heard Maisie and Jo giggling after a few seconds, then came back in to find the dog just laying like this in my temporarily vacated seat
January 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Got up to go and grab a beer from the kitchen, heard Maisie and Jo giggling after a few seconds, then came back in to find the dog just laying like this in my temporarily vacated seat
The clean, nicely groomed dog didn't last very long
January 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
The clean, nicely groomed dog didn't last very long
Just gone to sit with mine - she's peaceful so far
December 31, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Just gone to sit with mine - she's peaceful so far
Every dog walk right now
December 31, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Every dog walk right now
Pretty much walked through a swamp today, so she's just had a bath. She's not impressed
December 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Pretty much walked through a swamp today, so she's just had a bath. She's not impressed
Bella likes to climb into the dishwasher and lick everything clean as we load it, and her face has ended up a bit of a yellow mess tonight
December 26, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Bella likes to climb into the dishwasher and lick everything clean as we load it, and her face has ended up a bit of a yellow mess tonight
I'm allowed to just spend my Sunday afternoon laying on the floor with the dog, right?
December 17, 2023 at 2:51 PM
I'm allowed to just spend my Sunday afternoon laying on the floor with the dog, right?
She can be nice sometimes
December 10, 2023 at 1:54 PM
She can be nice sometimes
I wonder how many more puppy teeth we can pull out
December 10, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I wonder how many more puppy teeth we can pull out
I'm going to pretend to be tired now that my harness is on
December 8, 2023 at 1:34 PM
I'm going to pretend to be tired now that my harness is on
I know she thinks biting is fun and playful, and she's teething as well, but this is starting to hurt. This is one of my hands over 2 weeks
December 7, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I know she thinks biting is fun and playful, and she's teething as well, but this is starting to hurt. This is one of my hands over 2 weeks
Yeah, she doesn't like getting up as much in the night now, although she does still occasionally pee in her crate first thing in the morning if she hasn't been out in the night. But this is her now - definitely not getting up :)
November 19, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Yeah, she doesn't like getting up as much in the night now, although she does still occasionally pee in her crate first thing in the morning if she hasn't been out in the night. But this is her now - definitely not getting up :)
This one says hi :)
November 18, 2023 at 1:46 PM
This one says hi :)
Do you think she feels relaxed around her new family now? 🤣
November 13, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Do you think she feels relaxed around her new family now? 🤣
Maisie is so funny 😂
November 12, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Maisie is so funny 😂
She's worn out this evening
November 12, 2023 at 8:28 PM
She's worn out this evening