Chris Coulson
@chriscoulson.bsky.social
Imposter, sometimes grumpy, likes plants and debugging asm. Ubuntu security engineer.
Crikey, I've not been on here in ages, and a lot has happened since I was last here.
September 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Crikey, I've not been on here in ages, and a lot has happened since I was last here.
Is our dog broken or are they meant to do this? 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is our dog broken or are they meant to do this? 🤣
It should be illegal to hard landscape every bit of land within the curtilage of your property like this. What a soulless, sterile, depressing outdoor space that provides no shelter and contributes absolutely nothing to biodiversity
August 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
It should be illegal to hard landscape every bit of land within the curtilage of your property like this. What a soulless, sterile, depressing outdoor space that provides no shelter and contributes absolutely nothing to biodiversity
Just spent hours debugging a subtle issue that was caused by me unconditionally returning early from a function as opposed to checking an error and returning only when the check failed, so if you're a junior developer that is lacking some confidence, hope this cheers you up :)
May 1, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Just spent hours debugging a subtle issue that was caused by me unconditionally returning early from a function as opposed to checking an error and returning only when the check failed, so if you're a junior developer that is lacking some confidence, hope this cheers you up :)
Bella's fur is a literal slug magnet. Went out for a walk this evening thinking she'd stay nice and clean because it's been dry here today, and so she'd not have to go in the bath right before bed. NOPE
April 11, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Bella's fur is a literal slug magnet. Went out for a walk this evening thinking she'd stay nice and clean because it's been dry here today, and so she'd not have to go in the bath right before bed. NOPE
Got myself locked out of Twitter. Why is Space Karen so desperate to protect this stonetoss guy?
March 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Got myself locked out of Twitter. Why is Space Karen so desperate to protect this stonetoss guy?
What I wouldn't give to trade my imposter syndrome for the confidence of Therese Coffey giving a geography lesson
January 18, 2024 at 8:47 AM
What I wouldn't give to trade my imposter syndrome for the confidence of Therese Coffey giving a geography lesson
Got up to go and grab a beer from the kitchen, heard Maisie and Jo giggling after a few seconds, then came back in to find the dog just laying like this in my temporarily vacated seat
January 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Got up to go and grab a beer from the kitchen, heard Maisie and Jo giggling after a few seconds, then came back in to find the dog just laying like this in my temporarily vacated seat
The clean, nicely groomed dog didn't last very long
January 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
The clean, nicely groomed dog didn't last very long
First trip to the groomers today www.instagram.com/p/C2ACNsRCgl...
January 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
First trip to the groomers today www.instagram.com/p/C2ACNsRCgl...
Every dog walk right now
December 31, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Every dog walk right now
I've always been ambivalent about fireworks - tolerating proper organised displays but thinking that amateur home displays are just extremely shit. But now we have a dog, I'm definitely turning into one of those "ban all fireworks" sort of guys
December 31, 2023 at 10:26 PM
I've always been ambivalent about fireworks - tolerating proper organised displays but thinking that amateur home displays are just extremely shit. But now we have a dog, I'm definitely turning into one of those "ban all fireworks" sort of guys
Pretty much walked through a swamp today, so she's just had a bath. She's not impressed
December 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Pretty much walked through a swamp today, so she's just had a bath. She's not impressed
Absolutely dreading going back to work in January tbh
December 27, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Absolutely dreading going back to work in January tbh
Bella likes to climb into the dishwasher and lick everything clean as we load it, and her face has ended up a bit of a yellow mess tonight
December 26, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Bella likes to climb into the dishwasher and lick everything clean as we load it, and her face has ended up a bit of a yellow mess tonight
I'm allowed to just spend my Sunday afternoon laying on the floor with the dog, right?
December 17, 2023 at 2:51 PM
I'm allowed to just spend my Sunday afternoon laying on the floor with the dog, right?
She can be nice sometimes
December 10, 2023 at 1:54 PM
She can be nice sometimes
I wonder how many more puppy teeth we can pull out
December 10, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I wonder how many more puppy teeth we can pull out
I'm going to pretend to be tired now that my harness is on
December 8, 2023 at 1:34 PM
I'm going to pretend to be tired now that my harness is on
4 of Bella's puppy teeth are missing. I only noticed this because it feels different when she sinks her teeth into my hand now
December 7, 2023 at 9:05 PM
4 of Bella's puppy teeth are missing. I only noticed this because it feels different when she sinks her teeth into my hand now
Reposted by Chris Coulson
"Hello? Sowing department? Reaping department here, got a Telegraph journalist on the line... says there's been a mix up..."
December 5, 2023 at 8:47 AM
"Hello? Sowing department? Reaping department here, got a Telegraph journalist on the line... says there's been a mix up..."
