Chris Chopping
@chrischopping.bsky.social
Comedian. Not using this account for self promotion, just for wrestling and politics “call yourself a comedian? Your posts aren’t funny!” No, but your posts aren’t good bartending/middle management/quantity surveying. Shall we call it a score draw?
He/him
He/him
I don’t believe in much but I believe in @robinince.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don’t believe in much but I believe in @robinince.bsky.social
I’d just like to wish the black mold in JK Rowling’s house every success
August 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’d just like to wish the black mold in JK Rowling’s house every success
Newport, Wales, help us Stand Up For Trans Rights. And have a great night out at the same time!
June Tuesday performing her show Comic Trans plus support!
June Tuesday performing her show Comic Trans plus support!
May 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Newport, Wales, help us Stand Up For Trans Rights. And have a great night out at the same time!
June Tuesday performing her show Comic Trans plus support!
June Tuesday performing her show Comic Trans plus support!
If you fail to learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to repeat them.
If you learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to look on helplessly as other people with more power and influence repeat them anyway.
If you learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to look on helplessly as other people with more power and influence repeat them anyway.
March 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you fail to learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to repeat them.
If you learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to look on helplessly as other people with more power and influence repeat them anyway.
If you learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to look on helplessly as other people with more power and influence repeat them anyway.
Hey, can you wash yourself below the waist? (If that’s not too personal a question) #disabilitybenefits
March 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey, can you wash yourself below the waist? (If that’s not too personal a question) #disabilitybenefits
Taking Personal Independence Payments away from disabled people won’t force “lazy” people into work but it will force disabled people out of work and into poverty. I didn’t vote Labour to get Tories.
March 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Taking Personal Independence Payments away from disabled people won’t force “lazy” people into work but it will force disabled people out of work and into poverty. I didn’t vote Labour to get Tories.
“I didn’t lose”
Yes you did. You didn’t eat the pin the objective is the pin or submit someone and you didn’t do either. There are no silver medals in wrestling. Enjoyed the content of the Mox promo without liking its implications ie: the feud must continue
Yes you did. You didn’t eat the pin the objective is the pin or submit someone and you didn’t do either. There are no silver medals in wrestling. Enjoyed the content of the Mox promo without liking its implications ie: the feud must continue
March 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“I didn’t lose”
Yes you did. You didn’t eat the pin the objective is the pin or submit someone and you didn’t do either. There are no silver medals in wrestling. Enjoyed the content of the Mox promo without liking its implications ie: the feud must continue
Yes you did. You didn’t eat the pin the objective is the pin or submit someone and you didn’t do either. There are no silver medals in wrestling. Enjoyed the content of the Mox promo without liking its implications ie: the feud must continue
Back when Mariah May used to regularly nestle in Timeless Toni Storm’s bosom it always used to remind me of these two:
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Back when Mariah May used to regularly nestle in Timeless Toni Storm’s bosom it always used to remind me of these two:
The barb wire baseball bat was cool but I’m glad the steel cage match wasn’t a full on weapons fest from the start. They were clever in how the cage itself imposed limitations on Ospreay’s offence #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The barb wire baseball bat was cool but I’m glad the steel cage match wasn’t a full on weapons fest from the start. They were clever in how the cage itself imposed limitations on Ospreay’s offence #AEWRevolution
Closer it got to the match the more convinced I was MJF would win and I figured it would be ok as the first match of a longer series but when Hangman won I had the involuntary physical reaction of throwing ecstatic fists in the air. Two of the best to ever do it.
March 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Closer it got to the match the more convinced I was MJF would win and I figured it would be ok as the first match of a longer series but when Hangman won I had the involuntary physical reaction of throwing ecstatic fists in the air. Two of the best to ever do it.
The Takeshita/Omega video package was great! Imagine they’d told this story on TV at any point over the last two years.
All part of Tony Khan’s booking “quirk” where he minimises arguably his greatest asset.
All part of Tony Khan’s booking “quirk” where he minimises arguably his greatest asset.
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Takeshita/Omega video package was great! Imagine they’d told this story on TV at any point over the last two years.
All part of Tony Khan’s booking “quirk” where he minimises arguably his greatest asset.
All part of Tony Khan’s booking “quirk” where he minimises arguably his greatest asset.
Americans. An accidental Haiku
Look, We can’t stop this,
it’s up to you, so let us
know how you get on.
Look, We can’t stop this,
it’s up to you, so let us
know how you get on.
March 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Americans. An accidental Haiku
Look, We can’t stop this,
it’s up to you, so let us
know how you get on.
Look, We can’t stop this,
it’s up to you, so let us
know how you get on.
The MAGA mind virus is so strong it has the kind of people who normally make British National Pride their entire identity-in a way that is a bit xenophobic if not flat out racist-arguing that we shouldn’t have stood up to Hitler in WW2 because then they can argue for Trump/Putin
March 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The MAGA mind virus is so strong it has the kind of people who normally make British National Pride their entire identity-in a way that is a bit xenophobic if not flat out racist-arguing that we shouldn’t have stood up to Hitler in WW2 because then they can argue for Trump/Putin
Bit of life advice: dress like Where’s Wallly.
People are always pleased to see you.
They feel like they’ve achieved something.
“I’ve not done much with the day but at least I found Wally!”
People are always pleased to see you.
They feel like they’ve achieved something.
“I’ve not done much with the day but at least I found Wally!”
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Bit of life advice: dress like Where’s Wallly.
People are always pleased to see you.
They feel like they’ve achieved something.
“I’ve not done much with the day but at least I found Wally!”
People are always pleased to see you.
They feel like they’ve achieved something.
“I’ve not done much with the day but at least I found Wally!”
Human beings are the dominant species on the planet so if you’re ever feeling down about yourself just remember that at least you’re better than a pig. I mean, not morally or aesthetically but you’re probably better at crosswords or something
February 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Human beings are the dominant species on the planet so if you’re ever feeling down about yourself just remember that at least you’re better than a pig. I mean, not morally or aesthetically but you’re probably better at crosswords or something
This is great.
I loved The Redeemer. Have no idea what really went on in full between Miro and Tony so I’m not gonna throw blame around, I’m just sorry they couldn’t work it out.
I loved The Redeemer. Have no idea what really went on in full between Miro and Tony so I’m not gonna throw blame around, I’m just sorry they couldn’t work it out.
As suggested by @chrischopping.bsky.social a look back on the AEW career of Miro.
Miro: Expired Beef on #GrapPro
#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky 🤼
grappro.com/profeatures/...
Miro: Expired Beef on #GrapPro
#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky 🤼
grappro.com/profeatures/...
Miro: Expired Beef - GrapPro
A look back at the All Elite Wrestling run of Miro, a strange three year run full of high points, injuries, and repeating bad WWE stories.
grappro.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is great.
I loved The Redeemer. Have no idea what really went on in full between Miro and Tony so I’m not gonna throw blame around, I’m just sorry they couldn’t work it out.
I loved The Redeemer. Have no idea what really went on in full between Miro and Tony so I’m not gonna throw blame around, I’m just sorry they couldn’t work it out.
Was I wrong about JK Rowling?
*spoiler alert* Yes but also no, absolutely not!
Full apology (of sorts) on YouTube now!
youtu.be/dzklNTbEWmQ?...
*spoiler alert* Yes but also no, absolutely not!
Full apology (of sorts) on YouTube now!
youtu.be/dzklNTbEWmQ?...
Was I Wrong About JK Rowling?
YouTube video by Chris Chopping
youtu.be
February 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Was I wrong about JK Rowling?
*spoiler alert* Yes but also no, absolutely not!
Full apology (of sorts) on YouTube now!
youtu.be/dzklNTbEWmQ?...
*spoiler alert* Yes but also no, absolutely not!
Full apology (of sorts) on YouTube now!
youtu.be/dzklNTbEWmQ?...
Reposted by Chris Chopping
As suggested by @chrischopping.bsky.social a look back on the AEW career of Miro.
Miro: Expired Beef on #GrapPro
#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky 🤼
grappro.com/profeatures/...
Miro: Expired Beef on #GrapPro
#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky 🤼
grappro.com/profeatures/...
Miro: Expired Beef - GrapPro
A look back at the All Elite Wrestling run of Miro, a strange three year run full of high points, injuries, and repeating bad WWE stories.
grappro.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As suggested by @chrischopping.bsky.social a look back on the AEW career of Miro.
Miro: Expired Beef on #GrapPro
#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky 🤼
grappro.com/profeatures/...
Miro: Expired Beef on #GrapPro
#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky 🤼
grappro.com/profeatures/...
Question: if I only do my Duolingo practice when I’m on the toilet will I eventually trigger a Pavlovian response where every time I try to speak Welsh I shit myself?
January 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Question: if I only do my Duolingo practice when I’m on the toilet will I eventually trigger a Pavlovian response where every time I try to speak Welsh I shit myself?
Takeshita waved his belt in Kenny’s face, we know Okada is on the horizon…is it too optimistic to hope for a babyface belt collector/belt consolidation run from Kenny?
January 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Takeshita waved his belt in Kenny’s face, we know Okada is on the horizon…is it too optimistic to hope for a babyface belt collector/belt consolidation run from Kenny?
Nursery put six photos of my son’s class up on the classroom app today and my son wasn’t in any of them. Why won’t they understand that my son is the star of it?!?!
This is like AEW not strapping up Hangman!
This is like AEW not strapping up Hangman!
January 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nursery put six photos of my son’s class up on the classroom app today and my son wasn’t in any of them. Why won’t they understand that my son is the star of it?!?!
This is like AEW not strapping up Hangman!
This is like AEW not strapping up Hangman!
This isn’t really anything to do with Cardona but his statement got me thinking, do WWE have a dedicated following in Saudi? Are the usual reactions expected from the crowd?
I remember when the Saudi Sports authority were requesting the long dead Yokozuna on their shows…
I remember when the Saudi Sports authority were requesting the long dead Yokozuna on their shows…
Matt Cardona: If My Music Hit At WWE Royal Rumble, The Place Would Explode
Matt Cardona: If My Music Hit At WWE Royal Rumble, The Place Would Explode | Fightful News
Matt Cardona discusses a potential Royal Rumble appearance.
www.fightful.com
January 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This isn’t really anything to do with Cardona but his statement got me thinking, do WWE have a dedicated following in Saudi? Are the usual reactions expected from the crowd?
I remember when the Saudi Sports authority were requesting the long dead Yokozuna on their shows…
I remember when the Saudi Sports authority were requesting the long dead Yokozuna on their shows…