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Is this the only broligarchless social network?
So when is the QAnon #SaveTheChildren rally calling for the arrest of Taco Donnie Diddler?
/endsarc
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m about to go to the grocery store to purchase children’s Tylenol for my little girl. She has a fever and cold symptoms. This purchase should not make me Antifa, but here we are.
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s okay that King Poopdropper is tearing down the East Wing because President Obama converted the White House bowling alley into a basketball court.
October 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Elton John performed his song “Candle In The Wind” at Princess Diana‘s memorial. Who gets that spot tomorrow at the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Grifting Extravaganza?
September 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Taco Donnie didn’t think the Fox would eat his face.
July 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Secret Service is setting up roadblocks in the 1pm hour around the side streets surrounding The Four Seasons hotel on Doheny in Beverly Hills.
June 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I didn't think the leopard would mate with my wife.
May 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I entered a prompt into ChatGPT, asking to create a political cartoon, similar to the famous photo from Tiananmen Square in 1989, of a protester standing in the path of US military tanks at the forthcoming Trump parade in DC. ChatGPT gave me this image...
May 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
James Austin Johnson could get sent to El Salvador for that #SNL cold open.
May 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Swastikkkar.
March 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Trump owns a winery.
Jimmy Carter had to give up his peanut farm.
#tariffs
March 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The "well-regulated militia” strikes again.
December 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I just witnessed a driverless Waymo on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood not pull over to get out of the way of a firetruck shining its lights and blaring its siren.
December 7, 2024 at 3:19 AM
It is time to stop using the sane-washed phrase 'Christian Nationalist'. They are 'white supremacists'.
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Can it really be a Scaramucci if the statutory rapist Matt Gaetz (R-Pedo) never actually got the job?
Feel like I need a refresher. How many days equals one Scaramucci again?
November 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Hey @bsky.app, maybe it’s time to start giving out blue checkmark verifications.
There is a fake account that is in no way affiliated with Speaker Pelosi pretending to be her. I reported it the other day and it’s still up.
@repnancypelosi.bsky.social

It would be great if you all could give me a hand in reporting it. ❤️
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Dr. Oz? Seriously?!? When is Garbage Hitler going to announce Kid Rock as the new head of the National Endowment For The Arts?
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by Chris Carey 🫘📎
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
"Mandate" is not a magic word.
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Oklahoma schools superintendent Ryan Walters on CNN: "President Trump has a clear mandate. He wants prayer back in schools." (1/4)
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Is anyone even going to attempt to require a blind trust for Orange Garbage Hitler’s private businesses this time around?
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Orange Hitler nominates Matt Gaetz (R-pedo) as AG.
The Butthead lookalike resigns from his House seat.
House ethics investigation report against him won't be released.
If Gaetz isn't confirmed as AG, he returns to House seat.
Ethics report still remains unreleased.
Am I understanding this correctly?
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Department Of Government Efficency
aka DOGE
Two department leaders named.
How will that be efficient?
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM