Chris Branch
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COLUMN: Brian Kelly is out of answers at LSU. He might be out of time, too.
Is he worth a $53 million buyout? The Texas A&M team that beat up LSU on Saturday shows why it may be worth the risk.
Me from Baton Rouge: www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Is he worth a $53 million buyout? The Texas A&M team that beat up LSU on Saturday shows why it may be worth the risk.
Me from Baton Rouge: www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
LSU’s Brian Kelly looked like a coach out of answers vs. Texas A&M — he may soon be out of time
Kelly has failed in the biggest games at LSU. He’s just 5-11 against ranked opponents during his three-plus seasons.
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October 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
COLUMN: Brian Kelly is out of answers at LSU. He might be out of time, too.
Is he worth a $53 million buyout? The Texas A&M team that beat up LSU on Saturday shows why it may be worth the risk.
Me from Baton Rouge: www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Is he worth a $53 million buyout? The Texas A&M team that beat up LSU on Saturday shows why it may be worth the risk.
Me from Baton Rouge: www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
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October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
LSU went from winning at halftime to one of the most embarrassing losses of Brian Kelly’s tenure in less than a quarter.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
LSU went from winning at halftime to one of the most embarrassing losses of Brian Kelly’s tenure in less than a quarter.
Time to start gathering the buyout money
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Time to start gathering the buyout money
Mansoor Delane should be CB1 in the draft
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mansoor Delane should be CB1 in the draft
Googling defibrillator prices while watching my favorite team play
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Googling defibrillator prices while watching my favorite team play
they might have to fire McDaniel today
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
they might have to fire McDaniel today
I’m very ready for the Brian Kelly era to end.
October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m very ready for the Brian Kelly era to end.
Diego Pavia is ruining my life
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Diego Pavia is ruining my life
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I'm not sure how LSU got a 62 yd TD out of this but Zavion Thomas did
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm not sure how LSU got a 62 yd TD out of this but Zavion Thomas did
I’ve never woken up on an LSU-Vanderbilt gameday so sure that LSU — a talented LSU team at that — will lose.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’ve never woken up on an LSU-Vanderbilt gameday so sure that LSU — a talented LSU team at that — will lose.
My favorite football team is so unenjoyable to watch
October 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My favorite football team is so unenjoyable to watch
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DAAAAA [INSERT WINNER] LOSE
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
DAAAAA [INSERT WINNER] LOSE
no one deserves to win this game now
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
no one deserves to win this game now
I remain convinced Cal Raleigh is a plumber who received super soldier serum
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I remain convinced Cal Raleigh is a plumber who received super soldier serum
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This game got me saying shit like good gravy and ayiyi to myself
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This game got me saying shit like good gravy and ayiyi to myself
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Baseball’s rule book has been around for 783 years and somehow manages to let the game fall straight into the phantom zone at the worst possible moments
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Baseball’s rule book has been around for 783 years and somehow manages to let the game fall straight into the phantom zone at the worst possible moments
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What a truthful baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What a truthful baseball
That’s a bad call, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That’s a bad call, right?
the winner of this should just be given the World Series trophy
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the winner of this should just be given the World Series trophy
Apologies to anyone who has seen me in person the last three days and heard me mutter “DAAAAA YANKEE LOSE!” every 35 seconds
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Apologies to anyone who has seen me in person the last three days and heard me mutter “DAAAAA YANKEE LOSE!” every 35 seconds
praying for my Philly pals tonight
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
praying for my Philly pals tonight
I might’ve been the only one watching Yanks/Jays and WNBA Finals in multiview but I’m pretty sure both games ended within five seconds of each other
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I might’ve been the only one watching Yanks/Jays and WNBA Finals in multiview but I’m pretty sure both games ended within five seconds of each other