@chrisbraddock.bsky.social
I dare you to not smile while saying Willie Mays Hayes. @sheaserrano.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m going to start a service where you call an old school beeper and leave your number. Twenty minutes later someone shows up, and without a word makes you breakfast and leaves. You leave $20 on the counter or they walk.
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nothing makes me feel more like a man than finishing a project I bought all the supplies for well over a year ago.
October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I have never agreed with anything harder, you absolute stud. @sheaserrano.bsky.social #goodmovie
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m am relieved and upset that this poem is still relevant. youtu.be/9fD6f_ztcSM?...
America
YouTube video by Allen Ginsberg - Topic
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August 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Christopher Meloni is so delightfully weird. I love him. youtu.be/dx_uXn2XZP0?...
Inside Christopher Meloni’s Serene NYC Home | Open Door | Architectural Digest
YouTube video by Architectural Digest
youtu.be
August 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.
August 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Do you guys remember when Microsoft tried to convince us Windows was good for creating music by driving a song into the ground and ensuring none of us ever wanted to hear it again? I thought about that a lot today for some reason.
August 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I’m doing ok as a parent, and then Finn starts dancing to a-ha and I know I’m doing a good job.
August 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Connor’s friend is staring at a world map and can’t find Asia. *sigh*

At least he admits it’s his fault for not paying attention in geography.
August 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Taking in some birthday ball with this young lady. Happy birthday, Amy!
August 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Overheard at the Cleburn Railroaders vs FM Redhawks baseball game:

“Dennis Franz was a good actor.”

That is all.
August 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know theonion.com/report-...
August 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
omg
July 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nothing convinces me that the LinkedIn algo is bullshit more than CONSTANTLY asking me to follow Vivek Ramaswamy. You clearly aren’t paying attention to me, LinkedIn.
July 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My cat refuses to snuggle with me and this is basically the worst day ever.
July 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
US labor laws should include a provision that once a week you get compensated time to travel within your geographical area to get a hug. I’d just bounce up to the kids’ school and be like ‘aye, it’s dad,’ get my squeeze, and go back to work.

I suspect some people would be nicer if they got hugs.
June 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
From the earliest days of my history studies I was pretty sure Allen Dulles was burning in hell. This book is confirming my suspicions.
May 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Imagine if the GOP was as obsessed with properly running the country as they are with the Bidens.
May 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Got an email from the kid’s after school care stating if they are exposed to measles and are unvaccinated they’ll miss three weeks of school and care, but if they’re vaccinated they won’t miss any.

It’s like vaccines work or something.
May 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Get that paper, cat.
May 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is fine…
May 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
When the Onion just states facts…
From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
May 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Whew, if Rafi Big Stick is stealing on you the game’s getting silly.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM