Chris Angel-Outsider
@chrisangel999.bsky.social
Reveal yourself outsider
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the body snatchers are gonna deeply regret taking mine
December 4, 2023 at 9:29 PM
the body snatchers are gonna deeply regret taking mine
Meet me in the desert where I buried my fears
December 1, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Meet me in the desert where I buried my fears
Madagascar is not a place you go
December 1, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Madagascar is not a place you go
They're trying to sexualize big jellyfish
December 1, 2023 at 7:07 AM
They're trying to sexualize big jellyfish
Thanks for the invite but I don't participate in things anymore
December 1, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Thanks for the invite but I don't participate in things anymore
Ghosts in the wires are relaying useless information back to me
December 1, 2023 at 6:46 AM
Ghosts in the wires are relaying useless information back to me
Being a part of the 0% has afforded me the opportunity to see the nothing thats going on behind the scenes
November 30, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Being a part of the 0% has afforded me the opportunity to see the nothing thats going on behind the scenes
Do not be baffled, be better
November 30, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Do not be baffled, be better
You can't get angry when a street magician pickpockets you Infront of a large crowd, because who knows what more they might take from you
November 30, 2023 at 4:43 PM
You can't get angry when a street magician pickpockets you Infront of a large crowd, because who knows what more they might take from you
Asking the waiter how cold their ice is and shaking my head in disapproval if it's anything above sub zero
November 26, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Asking the waiter how cold their ice is and shaking my head in disapproval if it's anything above sub zero
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yeah I'm good in bed. I sleep like a fucking log
November 26, 2023 at 9:29 PM
yeah I'm good in bed. I sleep like a fucking log
The Jumanji music starts playing everytime the doctor comes close to touching the pocket bible I hid in lab coat
November 26, 2023 at 6:38 PM
The Jumanji music starts playing everytime the doctor comes close to touching the pocket bible I hid in lab coat
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5G gave me syphilis, thanks biden!
November 26, 2023 at 3:38 PM
5G gave me syphilis, thanks biden!
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staying up late getting my 10 lords a leaping back into game shape
November 26, 2023 at 3:35 PM
staying up late getting my 10 lords a leaping back into game shape
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my toaster over is screaming “give it to me pixels” as i insert the bread
November 26, 2023 at 1:23 PM
my toaster over is screaming “give it to me pixels” as i insert the bread
Something called a "sludge empath" is beaming visions of sludge from the future into my mind and it's beautiful
November 25, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Something called a "sludge empath" is beaming visions of sludge from the future into my mind and it's beautiful
(trying to make small talk with the birds after they notice I've been monitoring them)
Me: gotta have the right tool for the job right? Haha everything in it's proper place right haha?
Me: gotta have the right tool for the job right? Haha everything in it's proper place right haha?
November 25, 2023 at 10:42 PM
(trying to make small talk with the birds after they notice I've been monitoring them)
Me: gotta have the right tool for the job right? Haha everything in it's proper place right haha?
Me: gotta have the right tool for the job right? Haha everything in it's proper place right haha?
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taking my broken G.I. Joe's in to see a faith healer
November 25, 2023 at 9:17 PM
taking my broken G.I. Joe's in to see a faith healer
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airdropping thirst traps to people lost in the desert
November 25, 2023 at 9:30 PM
airdropping thirst traps to people lost in the desert
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Goatse Stadium where a giant pair of hands opens the retractable roof. exactly 1 championship ring
November 25, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Goatse Stadium where a giant pair of hands opens the retractable roof. exactly 1 championship ring
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your ballsack seam is really the only thing holding it all together
November 25, 2023 at 10:19 PM
your ballsack seam is really the only thing holding it all together
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emotional growth can be difficult for vampires as they lack self reflection
November 25, 2023 at 10:32 PM
emotional growth can be difficult for vampires as they lack self reflection
The eye in the wall is telling me things I want to hear in languages I don't understand, I'm certain of it
November 25, 2023 at 10:03 PM
The eye in the wall is telling me things I want to hear in languages I don't understand, I'm certain of it
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