Chris Otting
@chris.otti.ng
Just a guy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him. | Provo, UT
Me: I don’t know why I am still single.
Also me:
Also me:
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me: I don’t know why I am still single.
Also me:
Also me:
Booted up the old Animal Crossing save.
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Booted up the old Animal Crossing save.
A week ago I discovered my wax ring failed and now my bathroom looks better than it ever has.
March 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A week ago I discovered my wax ring failed and now my bathroom looks better than it ever has.
I bought new art! The top is in honor of my living in Utah—the bottom is in honor of Rugrats.
December 6, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I bought new art! The top is in honor of my living in Utah—the bottom is in honor of Rugrats.
Exposed rock walls at the Atlanta Subway! It’s so cool!
July 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Exposed rock walls at the Atlanta Subway! It’s so cool!
There has to be a middle ground between this and “ask me” as a Hinge answer.
July 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
There has to be a middle ground between this and “ask me” as a Hinge answer.
I made this incredibly niche meme about the death of the Chevron Doctrine.
June 30, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I made this incredibly niche meme about the death of the Chevron Doctrine.
Sauerkraut soup, bread, and beer—feeing connection to my German farmer ancestors.
May 19, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Sauerkraut soup, bread, and beer—feeing connection to my German farmer ancestors.
Adding googly-eyes to my VR remains one of the better things I have done in my life.
December 21, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Adding googly-eyes to my VR remains one of the better things I have done in my life.
Sometimes I think, is this upsettingly leaning into mundane white person humour? Have I become the Linda?
Anyway. I laughed.
Anyway. I laughed.
October 1, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Sometimes I think, is this upsettingly leaning into mundane white person humour? Have I become the Linda?
Anyway. I laughed.
Anyway. I laughed.
Anyone want to come dig this hole? I am dying.
September 14, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Anyone want to come dig this hole? I am dying.
Biodegrades*
*does not actually biodegrade.
*does not actually biodegrade.
September 5, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Biodegrades*
*does not actually biodegrade.
*does not actually biodegrade.
I don’t understand the mix of Atheism and Conservatism.
August 30, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I don’t understand the mix of Atheism and Conservatism.
The X logo finally pushed me over the edge into giving BlueSky homebar status.
August 5, 2023 at 11:31 PM
The X logo finally pushed me over the edge into giving BlueSky homebar status.
