Chris Otting
@chris.otti.ng
Just a guy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him. | Provo, UT
Everytime I am in Asia I am shocked at how many people just listen to their phones out loud.
I am very close to breaking and becoming a vigilante about this issue.
I am very close to breaking and becoming a vigilante about this issue.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Everytime I am in Asia I am shocked at how many people just listen to their phones out loud.
I am very close to breaking and becoming a vigilante about this issue.
I am very close to breaking and becoming a vigilante about this issue.
Thanks, Hinge, for consistently suggesting women who have ghosted me as possible matches.
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thanks, Hinge, for consistently suggesting women who have ghosted me as possible matches.
Amazon Instagram ads are pushing Wish quality merchandise.
I hope it burns the same.
I hope it burns the same.
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Amazon Instagram ads are pushing Wish quality merchandise.
I hope it burns the same.
I hope it burns the same.
Had lunch either an old coworker from over a decade ago and marvelling at how separated I am from that version of me.
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Had lunch either an old coworker from over a decade ago and marvelling at how separated I am from that version of me.
I’ve reach the stage of middle-aged where I’ve given up on pants while at home.
August 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’ve reach the stage of middle-aged where I’ve given up on pants while at home.
I wish AI-stans would just accept that they are starting a religion.
August 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I wish AI-stans would just accept that they are starting a religion.
“Screen Time” apps are to phones as “Truth Initiative” is to tobacco. Both totally funded by what they are fighting.
August 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Screen Time” apps are to phones as “Truth Initiative” is to tobacco. Both totally funded by what they are fighting.
My friend went car-less for over a year and every time I am on a bus or train I am tempted to do the same.
July 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My friend went car-less for over a year and every time I am on a bus or train I am tempted to do the same.
Took the bus from the Denver airport: public transit makes you feel so powerful.
July 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Took the bus from the Denver airport: public transit makes you feel so powerful.
I used to want a more powerful computer for games. Now it is to run giant Excel sheets with macros.
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I used to want a more powerful computer for games. Now it is to run giant Excel sheets with macros.
The last influencer content I emotionally engaged with was AIM away messages.
June 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The last influencer content I emotionally engaged with was AIM away messages.
Man sitting in this coffee shop playing reels at full volume.
June 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Man sitting in this coffee shop playing reels at full volume.
Watching a Sonic 2 speed run to feel like a child again.
June 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Watching a Sonic 2 speed run to feel like a child again.
Sometimes I miss Utah Twitter.
May 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sometimes I miss Utah Twitter.
I took a sick day because I felt sick. I felt better a few hours later and judged myself for giving up on work. 🇺🇸
May 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I took a sick day because I felt sick. I felt better a few hours later and judged myself for giving up on work. 🇺🇸
I helped out at the elections department of our county clerk today and I am always so impressed with how devoted they are to democracy.
May 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I helped out at the elections department of our county clerk today and I am always so impressed with how devoted they are to democracy.
Me: I don’t know why I am still single.
Also me:
Also me:
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me: I don’t know why I am still single.
Also me:
Also me:
Successfully prevented myself from asking a stranger how I knew them—remembering later that they just pop up as a suggested friend on Instagram only.
April 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Successfully prevented myself from asking a stranger how I knew them—remembering later that they just pop up as a suggested friend on Instagram only.
Booted up the old Animal Crossing save.
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Booted up the old Animal Crossing save.
I know this conservative-coded but why did we settle on minimum wage jobs needing to pay for a two-bedroom apartment as an affordability metric?
April 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I know this conservative-coded but why did we settle on minimum wage jobs needing to pay for a two-bedroom apartment as an affordability metric?
I’m 39 and at a bar at 11:30PM. Do I pretend I have the energy to keep going or resign to my age?
April 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m 39 and at a bar at 11:30PM. Do I pretend I have the energy to keep going or resign to my age?
The satisfying feeling of engaging your molars when eating a French fry.
April 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The satisfying feeling of engaging your molars when eating a French fry.
Doing my annual red-state chore of refreshing my water supply.
April 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Doing my annual red-state chore of refreshing my water supply.
A week ago I discovered my wax ring failed and now my bathroom looks better than it ever has.
March 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A week ago I discovered my wax ring failed and now my bathroom looks better than it ever has.