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Dying at this tweet. Who the fuck cooks their morning porridge overnight on a radiator? Goldilocks would be fuming.

There is NO WAY his IQ is over 150. Zero chance. One of his fan boys made it up.

Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child.

(I think we had the same barber…)

This is the kind of thing that makes it worthwhile to at least browse Twitter once in a while.

Just when you thought the mental imagery of a story couldn’t get any worse.

This ATProto stuff is pretty nifty. I didn't like the way that on Twitter, Bluesky handles don't render correctly (the @ bit would assume a Twitter handle).

So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓

Me: I'll just hang on to my two-year old phone for another year.

Also me:

RiPe AnD rEaDy

Cooking a Hello Fresh recipe for dinner: “Serves 2”

Me:

Repost a pic with your age, 37

'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten

I wish the PM all the best with his pregnancy whilst in prison.

Great, now I’m going to have to move my apps around.