Chris 🏳️🌈
@chris.asstrophe.lol
If lost, please return to @jess.asstrophe.lol
If you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn’t have had being a paid member of The Green Party and actually being excited by a leadership election on by bingo card but, here we are. Though frankly it may be short lived if @zackpolanski.bsky.social doesn’t win the vote.
August 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn’t have had being a paid member of The Green Party and actually being excited by a leadership election on by bingo card but, here we are. Though frankly it may be short lived if @zackpolanski.bsky.social doesn’t win the vote.
I a silly goose
chris: [picking up halloumi pigs in blanket] ah, this must be for vegetarians
January 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I a silly goose
Me: *doesn’t sleep*
Me: *doesn’t eat*
Me: *doesn’t hydrate*
Me: *doesn’t exercise*
Me: “Why do I feel like shit all the time?”
Me: *doesn’t eat*
Me: *doesn’t hydrate*
Me: *doesn’t exercise*
Me: “Why do I feel like shit all the time?”
January 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Me: *doesn’t sleep*
Me: *doesn’t eat*
Me: *doesn’t hydrate*
Me: *doesn’t exercise*
Me: “Why do I feel like shit all the time?”
Me: *doesn’t eat*
Me: *doesn’t hydrate*
Me: *doesn’t exercise*
Me: “Why do I feel like shit all the time?”
Happy new year everyone
January 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Happy new year everyone
Not 5 dictating a letter to mummy Jess for the attention of Santa to ask him if he likes the Christmas tree and she decorated a gingerbread tree for him to eat and he shouldn’t forget to eat it 😭😭🥺 Kid needs to go to sleep so we can wrap her presents otherwise he ain’t coming 😬
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Not 5 dictating a letter to mummy Jess for the attention of Santa to ask him if he likes the Christmas tree and she decorated a gingerbread tree for him to eat and he shouldn’t forget to eat it 😭😭🥺 Kid needs to go to sleep so we can wrap her presents otherwise he ain’t coming 😬
I can’t be the only person that flings spaghetti at the kitchen cupboard to check if it’s cooked…?
December 10, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I can’t be the only person that flings spaghetti at the kitchen cupboard to check if it’s cooked…?
Dying at this tweet. Who the fuck cooks their morning porridge overnight on a radiator? Goldilocks would be fuming.
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Dying at this tweet. Who the fuck cooks their morning porridge overnight on a radiator? Goldilocks would be fuming.
There is NO WAY his IQ is over 150. Zero chance. One of his fan boys made it up.
November 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
There is NO WAY his IQ is over 150. Zero chance. One of his fan boys made it up.
Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child.
(I think we had the same barber…)
(I think we had the same barber…)
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child.
(I think we had the same barber…)
(I think we had the same barber…)
Remember: Your body is a temple, and you wouldn't fill a temple with crisps.
(Actually I would, and do, frequently)
(Actually I would, and do, frequently)
November 18, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Remember: Your body is a temple, and you wouldn't fill a temple with crisps.
(Actually I would, and do, frequently)
(Actually I would, and do, frequently)
New Ed Balls day just dropped. Or "the balls have dropped", if you will.
Ed Balls
November 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
New Ed Balls day just dropped. Or "the balls have dropped", if you will.
This is the kind of thing that makes it worthwhile to at least browse Twitter once in a while.
November 17, 2024 at 12:00 PM
This is the kind of thing that makes it worthwhile to at least browse Twitter once in a while.
Just when you thought the mental imagery of a story couldn’t get any worse.
November 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Just when you thought the mental imagery of a story couldn’t get any worse.
Nearly fell for this
bsky.app/profile/offi...
Doesn’t look like the real Mark Hamill (handle spelling is wrong). I guess he’ll post on his Twitter when/if he moves.
bsky.app/profile/offi...
Doesn’t look like the real Mark Hamill (handle spelling is wrong). I guess he’ll post on his Twitter when/if he moves.
bsky.app
November 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Nearly fell for this
bsky.app/profile/offi...
Doesn’t look like the real Mark Hamill (handle spelling is wrong). I guess he’ll post on his Twitter when/if he moves.
bsky.app/profile/offi...
Doesn’t look like the real Mark Hamill (handle spelling is wrong). I guess he’ll post on his Twitter when/if he moves.
Am I just a chaotic mess of a person or do I have ADHD?
November 15, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Am I just a chaotic mess of a person or do I have ADHD?
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈
This ATProto stuff is pretty nifty. I didn't like the way that on Twitter, Bluesky handles don't render correctly (the @ bit would assume a Twitter handle).
So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓
So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓
November 14, 2024 at 7:16 PM
This ATProto stuff is pretty nifty. I didn't like the way that on Twitter, Bluesky handles don't render correctly (the @ bit would assume a Twitter handle).
So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓
So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈
One part of our upgraded infrastructure may affect your profile.
If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update.
(Basically, update to the same handle.)
If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update.
(Basically, update to the same handle.)
August 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM
One part of our upgraded infrastructure may affect your profile.
If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update.
(Basically, update to the same handle.)
If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update.
(Basically, update to the same handle.)
No it isn’t 😌
ladies, is it gay to suck your boyfriend’s nipples?
November 13, 2024 at 11:14 PM
No it isn’t 😌
I swear everyone in this house is trying to kill me considering the number of shoes that keep getting left in doorways in a prime position for me to trip arse over tit.
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I swear everyone in this house is trying to kill me considering the number of shoes that keep getting left in doorways in a prime position for me to trip arse over tit.
Barron Trump might look innocent enough now but if The Boys has taught me anything it won’t be long until he flings a left wing protestor into a building and lasers Melania.
November 13, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Barron Trump might look innocent enough now but if The Boys has taught me anything it won’t be long until he flings a left wing protestor into a building and lasers Melania.
I’m coming back to Bluesky because X is depressing the fuck out of me. How’s everyone doing?
May 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I’m coming back to Bluesky because X is depressing the fuck out of me. How’s everyone doing?
Me: I'll just hang on to my two-year old phone for another year.
Also me:
Also me:
September 15, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Me: I'll just hang on to my two-year old phone for another year.
Also me:
Also me:
