Chris Spann
@chris-spann.co.uk
Technical SEO, technology ephemera, ruining the internet.
Talk to me about RSS.
Never knowingly underengineered a solution to a problem.
Talk to me about RSS.
Never knowingly underengineered a solution to a problem.
@toygrind.bsky.social I pray for your PO Box
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
@toygrind.bsky.social I pray for your PO Box
It's bonfire night so this brave boy has got his special hat of fortitude on
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's bonfire night so this brave boy has got his special hat of fortitude on
This is incredibly boring, but this slightly incongruous wall has been down the road from me my whole life; about 6mo ago I found out it used to be part of a railway bridge and now I can't believe I never clocked it
November 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is incredibly boring, but this slightly incongruous wall has been down the road from me my whole life; about 6mo ago I found out it used to be part of a railway bridge and now I can't believe I never clocked it
I run past this building all the time and I am pretty sure the gate only unlocks if you have three chess piece shaped keys
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I run past this building all the time and I am pretty sure the gate only unlocks if you have three chess piece shaped keys
I absolutely guarantee you there's 34 septims and a levelled sword in there
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I absolutely guarantee you there's 34 septims and a levelled sword in there
Great news for Phishers everywhere
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Great news for Phishers everywhere
Tiny, stupid hill I am prepared to die on: we need a new term other than hallucination to describe when an LLM is just factually incorrect
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Tiny, stupid hill I am prepared to die on: we need a new term other than hallucination to describe when an LLM is just factually incorrect
If you want one of these stupid stickers come find the stupid guy with this stupid badge #brightonseo
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
If you want one of these stupid stickers come find the stupid guy with this stupid badge #brightonseo
Re-up for the evening crowd: uncovered some weird grok behaviour, found some weird keywords, none of it makes sense. chris-spann.co.uk/provide-a-de...
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Re-up for the evening crowd: uncovered some weird grok behaviour, found some weird keywords, none of it makes sense. chris-spann.co.uk/provide-a-de...
Wrote up a little unsolved mystery I found in a few client GSCs; accidentally discovered that Grok will Google stuff then lie to you about it: chris-spann.co.uk/provide-a-de...
October 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Wrote up a little unsolved mystery I found in a few client GSCs; accidentally discovered that Grok will Google stuff then lie to you about it: chris-spann.co.uk/provide-a-de...
Maybe this is purely down to me being an unrepentant Brave user, but the sheer size of these sponsored results has absolutely bent my head.
Look at it!
Look at it!
October 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Maybe this is purely down to me being an unrepentant Brave user, but the sheer size of these sponsored results has absolutely bent my head.
Look at it!
Look at it!
God bless small press @wyrdscience.bsky.social @controllerrevolt.bsky.social @secretpassageszine.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
God bless small press @wyrdscience.bsky.social @controllerrevolt.bsky.social @secretpassageszine.bsky.social
Absolutely reckless behaviour
September 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Absolutely reckless behaviour
Tatton Park Run with the TCGS crew for a good cause.
Cheeky post-second-child 5k PB, and a lovely day and place to do it, even if I did have to dodge a trip of rutting deer
Cheeky post-second-child 5k PB, and a lovely day and place to do it, even if I did have to dodge a trip of rutting deer
September 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Tatton Park Run with the TCGS crew for a good cause.
Cheeky post-second-child 5k PB, and a lovely day and place to do it, even if I did have to dodge a trip of rutting deer
Cheeky post-second-child 5k PB, and a lovely day and place to do it, even if I did have to dodge a trip of rutting deer
It's *slightly* cooler than it has been this morning so you know what that means
That's right, it's big pink fleece time
That's right, it's big pink fleece time
September 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It's *slightly* cooler than it has been this morning so you know what that means
That's right, it's big pink fleece time
That's right, it's big pink fleece time
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Lovely late summer morning starter pack
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Lovely late summer morning starter pack
I bought this shirt two years ago and it didn't fit me, it's been in storage since then. Very happy to give it it's first outing to go see K-Pop Demon Hunters at the cinema
August 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I bought this shirt two years ago and it didn't fit me, it's been in storage since then. Very happy to give it it's first outing to go see K-Pop Demon Hunters at the cinema
Turned my VPN on and oh look:
August 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Turned my VPN on and oh look:
Has... Has Google just forced uk IPs onto safe search?
August 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Has... Has Google just forced uk IPs onto safe search?
I don't know if my daughter is dealing well with the summer holidays
August 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I don't know if my daughter is dealing well with the summer holidays
I'll be bringing a bag of these to Brighton SEO, come say hi if you want one
August 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'll be bringing a bag of these to Brighton SEO, come say hi if you want one