Chris
@chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social
Vancouver🇨🇦, 41, he/him
Gamer, papa bear, car enthusiast without an enthusiast car.
A lack of empathy and kindness is a sign of personal weakness.
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Gamer, papa bear, car enthusiast without an enthusiast car.
A lack of empathy and kindness is a sign of personal weakness.
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youtube.com/@RGBGrass
Making content again now! Streaming Monday-Wednesday 11am-3pm
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Well Doctor is now telling me we’ll reassess if I can go back to work in January, and here I was just getting ready to be back at it in December.
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Well Doctor is now telling me we’ll reassess if I can go back to work in January, and here I was just getting ready to be back at it in December.
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
if you see this post, do it too
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pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
if you see this post, do it too
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pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'11”
shoe: 11🥲
zodiac: Pisces
smoke: vape
tattoos: I don’t know anymore? Like 75?
piercings: lobes, both nostrils, and septum
fav drinks: redbull original, peach waterloo
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pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'11”
shoe: 11🥲
zodiac: Pisces
smoke: vape
tattoos: I don’t know anymore? Like 75?
piercings: lobes, both nostrils, and septum
fav drinks: redbull original, peach waterloo
if you see this post, do it too
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pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'10"
shoe: 10.5
zodiac: gemini
smoke: the finest weed in the Shire
tattoos: 3
piercings: Double lobe, guaged ears, septum, labret
fav drinks: lavender chamomile tea with honey
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pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'10"
shoe: 10.5
zodiac: gemini
smoke: the finest weed in the Shire
tattoos: 3
piercings: Double lobe, guaged ears, septum, labret
fav drinks: lavender chamomile tea with honey
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
if you see this post, do it too
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
If Trump is okay with gobbling the knob I hope it helps more fragile men come to terms with their own urges for the D instead of doing burnouts on rainbow crosswalks.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If Trump is okay with gobbling the knob I hope it helps more fragile men come to terms with their own urges for the D instead of doing burnouts on rainbow crosswalks.
Not bad for a guy who had life saving surgery 2 months ago!
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Not bad for a guy who had life saving surgery 2 months ago!
I’m not sure if it’s the weather or the thought of returning to a job I’m miserable at in a couple of weeks, but something has me low today.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m not sure if it’s the weather or the thought of returning to a job I’m miserable at in a couple of weeks, but something has me low today.
Making new friends in 2025.
Challenge: Impossible.
Challenge: Impossible.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Making new friends in 2025.
Challenge: Impossible.
Challenge: Impossible.
I guess we now all know the real reason Trump hated Hillary so much.
He’s just jealous! 🤣
He’s just jealous! 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I guess we now all know the real reason Trump hated Hillary so much.
He’s just jealous! 🤣
He’s just jealous! 🤣
The house is so cold.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The house is so cold.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
I love souls like games, except having to budget the money for a new controller when I inevitably break the shoulder buttons playing them.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I love souls like games, except having to budget the money for a new controller when I inevitably break the shoulder buttons playing them.
If you have Netflix Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is a must watch!
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If you have Netflix Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is a must watch!
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
I’ll never drop into your DMs to say something weird.
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ll never drop into your DMs to say something weird.
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
A.I.?
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A.I.?
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
All the people my age complaining about 67, skibidi toilet etc, and completely forgetting about all the brain rot we had.
a man with a beard and a plastic bag on his head is looking out of a window .
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November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
All the people my age complaining about 67, skibidi toilet etc, and completely forgetting about all the brain rot we had.
Blame it on the coffees, or blame it on the avocado toast, but my biggest mistake was not buying into the market when I was eight.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blame it on the coffees, or blame it on the avocado toast, but my biggest mistake was not buying into the market when I was eight.
The only drawback to getting onion rings instead of fries is the lower chance of bonus food in the bag.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only drawback to getting onion rings instead of fries is the lower chance of bonus food in the bag.
Oldest photo of me on my phone?
It has to be this one of me dressed as sloth from the goonies for Halloween! (2005 era Chris?)
It has to be this one of me dressed as sloth from the goonies for Halloween! (2005 era Chris?)
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oldest photo of me on my phone?
It has to be this one of me dressed as sloth from the goonies for Halloween! (2005 era Chris?)
It has to be this one of me dressed as sloth from the goonies for Halloween! (2005 era Chris?)
In case you’re having trouble deciding on what to have for lunch today;
Tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich.
You deserve it.
Tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich.
You deserve it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
In case you’re having trouble deciding on what to have for lunch today;
Tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich.
You deserve it.
Tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich.
You deserve it.
I finally have to go back to work in December…
Booooo!
Booooo!
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I finally have to go back to work in December…
Booooo!
Booooo!
Nothing gives me the delusion that I can cook like adding stuff into my instant ramen.
a blurred image of a man cooking in a kitchen with a can of food in the background
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November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Nothing gives me the delusion that I can cook like adding stuff into my instant ramen.
Hibernating should be an option for humans too.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hibernating should be an option for humans too.
The economy is getting so rough I’m thinking about painting my toenails and selling feet pics too.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The economy is getting so rough I’m thinking about painting my toenails and selling feet pics too.
Today is the only day of the year I miss living downtown.
Watching the post Halloween walks of shame was a yearly tradition for me.
Watching the post Halloween walks of shame was a yearly tradition for me.
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Today is the only day of the year I miss living downtown.
Watching the post Halloween walks of shame was a yearly tradition for me.
Watching the post Halloween walks of shame was a yearly tradition for me.
9am cardiologist appointments hit different after surgery, that stress hanging over them is gone.
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
9am cardiologist appointments hit different after surgery, that stress hanging over them is gone.
I think today I’m going to need my morning coffee as an enema.
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think today I’m going to need my morning coffee as an enema.