Chris
@chris-in-seattle.bsky.social
Seattle gay man doing gay things.
After a week with parents, their young children and dogs, I appreciate my childless, heathen life. Already have plans to plow our fuck buddy and go to a double feature.
a woman is holding a purse and saying your life is gross my life is amazing .
ALT: a woman is holding a purse and saying your life is gross my life is amazing .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
After a week with parents, their young children and dogs, I appreciate my childless, heathen life. Already have plans to plow our fuck buddy and go to a double feature.
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MFW I see the enormous turkey I’m responsible for carving by myself 😔
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MFW I see the enormous turkey I’m responsible for carving by myself 😔
Happy bottoms posting about getting stuffed eve, one and all!
a man in a chef 's hat is sitting at a table with a box of free running salt in front of him
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November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Happy bottoms posting about getting stuffed eve, one and all!
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A lot of sun in San Diego for these Seattle boys, but spending time with elephants is always a joy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A lot of sun in San Diego for these Seattle boys, but spending time with elephants is always a joy.
The number of Chris’s I’ve hooked up with…
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The number of Chris’s I’ve hooked up with…
Too much sun for Seattlites.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Too much sun for Seattlites.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Happy Birthday to me!
Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed she’s resigning from Congress on January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Happy Birthday to me!
Yesterday could have been considered a coma day. Take a little nap that lasts 4-5 hours 😬 but today I feel awake for the first time since DST. I knew it was time for a reset.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Yesterday could have been considered a coma day. Take a little nap that lasts 4-5 hours 😬 but today I feel awake for the first time since DST. I knew it was time for a reset.
Hosted jockstrap/sweater party, and it’s gonna need to be an annual November tradition. Slutty, cozy evening with baked goods and charcuterie. Next year I’ll have to remember to actually take a picture! 🤦♂️
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hosted jockstrap/sweater party, and it’s gonna need to be an annual November tradition. Slutty, cozy evening with baked goods and charcuterie. Next year I’ll have to remember to actually take a picture! 🤦♂️
Husband has been enjoying my ass this week, and I keep wanting more 😇
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Husband has been enjoying my ass this week, and I keep wanting more 😇
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Seattle peeps!
Public Service Announcement
Public Service Announcement
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
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Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Seattle peeps!
Public Service Announcement
Public Service Announcement
Successive messages from blank profiles. Anonymity makes people WILD.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Successive messages from blank profiles. Anonymity makes people WILD.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Was a good boy and got to my gym early. And as a treat I have it all to myself.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Was a good boy and got to my gym early. And as a treat I have it all to myself.
I love weekend morning sex. We call it breedfast
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love weekend morning sex. We call it breedfast
Good morning folks. Everyone seems so hopeful today. 😃
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Good morning folks. Everyone seems so hopeful today. 😃
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Walked past one of the ballot boxes on the hill today (where the demographic is <35) and there were about 7 people walking w/ballots in hand
The officials opened the box and the 4ft tall bin was overflowing with ballots😍
Do NOT fuck this up, Seattle! TURN THOSE BALLOTS INTO A BALLOT BOX NOW!🗳️
The officials opened the box and the 4ft tall bin was overflowing with ballots😍
Do NOT fuck this up, Seattle! TURN THOSE BALLOTS INTO A BALLOT BOX NOW!🗳️
an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a courtroom holding a piece of paper .
Alt: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a courtroom holding a piece of paper .
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November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Walked past one of the ballot boxes on the hill today (where the demographic is <35) and there were about 7 people walking w/ballots in hand
The officials opened the box and the 4ft tall bin was overflowing with ballots😍
Do NOT fuck this up, Seattle! TURN THOSE BALLOTS INTO A BALLOT BOX NOW!🗳️
The officials opened the box and the 4ft tall bin was overflowing with ballots😍
Do NOT fuck this up, Seattle! TURN THOSE BALLOTS INTO A BALLOT BOX NOW!🗳️
Why the fuck are we still doing daylight savings time? Tired af, mental health awful, everybody a mess. Just end it.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Why the fuck are we still doing daylight savings time? Tired af, mental health awful, everybody a mess. Just end it.
It’s pretty ironic that no shave November is for prostate cancer awareness, and no nut November is probably bad for the prostate.
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s pretty ironic that no shave November is for prostate cancer awareness, and no nut November is probably bad for the prostate.
Split squats are pure evil. They are innocent enough while doing them, honestly a fun challenge. And then hamstrings are screaming for days. Rude.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Split squats are pure evil. They are innocent enough while doing them, honestly a fun challenge. And then hamstrings are screaming for days. Rude.
Bi-curious sides that only say “hey”
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Bi-curious sides that only say “hey”
Watching Misery and the thought of hobbling has me jumpy.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Watching Misery and the thought of hobbling has me jumpy.