money quote: "look at this smug bastard. he truly believes he actually won something.

he has no idea the entire world is laughing at how small and needy he is. that bauble he’s grasping is no longer the Nobel Peace Prize. it’s now the Nobel Diapershittingest Buffoon Prize."

So the Nobel has suddenly become a participation trophy?!

Then those “heroes” prevented a nearby doctor from helping her, then fled, abandoning their cars in the street, so that the EMTs had to stop a block away and carry their gear to her. Bastards.