Chorlton
@chorlton.bsky.social
I live in the best suburb of Manchester, with a Geordie accent
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Gave blood today🩸- 100th donation. Could give it up now I've reached a milestone.. Nah, I'll keep doing it, my blood goes to babies and young kids.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gave blood today🩸- 100th donation. Could give it up now I've reached a milestone.. Nah, I'll keep doing it, my blood goes to babies and young kids.
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Flash Gordon was released 45 years ago today!
"A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth."
"A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth."
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Flash Gordon was released 45 years ago today!
"A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth."
"A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth."
Me too!
A film that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me too!
Saw a memory on Facebook congratulating me on my 50th blood donation from 2014. I'm now on 99 donations...
October 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Saw a memory on Facebook congratulating me on my 50th blood donation from 2014. I'm now on 99 donations...
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
Off to another non-league game today, Curzon Ashton vs South Shields. It's a bit wet today, hope it goes ahead.
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Off to another non-league game today, Curzon Ashton vs South Shields. It's a bit wet today, hope it goes ahead.
Drove my daughter to Sheffield this evening, as we arrived, she said, "I've forgotten my key"
So drove home again. That's my life atm... 🫤
So drove home again. That's my life atm... 🫤
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Drove my daughter to Sheffield this evening, as we arrived, she said, "I've forgotten my key"
So drove home again. That's my life atm... 🫤
So drove home again. That's my life atm... 🫤
Well then, what3words knows!
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Well then, what3words knows!
Off to the battle of the 'south resorts' today- Southport vs @southshieldsfc.bsky.social - come on Shields!
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Off to the battle of the 'south resorts' today- Southport vs @southshieldsfc.bsky.social - come on Shields!
Walking the dogs at night, I see cats every night, foxes most nights, the odd hedgehog every few months.
But last night I saw a badger walking along the pavement on King's Road... only the second time I've ever seen one in 30 years of late walking.
But last night I saw a badger walking along the pavement on King's Road... only the second time I've ever seen one in 30 years of late walking.
August 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Walking the dogs at night, I see cats every night, foxes most nights, the odd hedgehog every few months.
But last night I saw a badger walking along the pavement on King's Road... only the second time I've ever seen one in 30 years of late walking.
But last night I saw a badger walking along the pavement on King's Road... only the second time I've ever seen one in 30 years of late walking.
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UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
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SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍
May 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍
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What a waste of time moving the clocks are - we don't need to do it- just get up an hour earlier/later if you want more daylight.
March 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What a waste of time moving the clocks are - we don't need to do it- just get up an hour earlier/later if you want more daylight.
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Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.
January 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.
Didn't realise it was #WorldBookDay until I saw about half a dozen Where's Wallys in the school playground behind our house. He was pretty easy to find!
March 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Didn't realise it was #WorldBookDay until I saw about half a dozen Where's Wallys in the school playground behind our house. He was pretty easy to find!
So, it's the 40th anniversary of Eastenders, which means that I've not watched it now for about 39 years 364 days (I watched the first episode)
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So, it's the 40th anniversary of Eastenders, which means that I've not watched it now for about 39 years 364 days (I watched the first episode)
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‘Bigger than the Queen’: the day Muhammad Ali blew Tyneside away. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/f...
‘Bigger than the Queen’: the day Muhammad Ali blew Tyneside away
One day after a royal visit, the boxing icon hit South Shields at his own expense, played darts, had his marriage blessed, and trounced Elizabeth II’s turnout. Our writer explains why he has written a...
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
‘Bigger than the Queen’: the day Muhammad Ali blew Tyneside away. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/f...
Our Welsh adventure has come to an end - the Penmaenmawr flat has been sold. Going to miss the views though:
January 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our Welsh adventure has come to an end - the Penmaenmawr flat has been sold. Going to miss the views though:
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Pluto 👍
What are Britons' favourite planets?
Saturn: 18%
Mars: 17%
Jupiter: 10%
Venus: 8%
Uranus: 4%
Neptune: 3%
Mercury: 2%
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Saturn: 18%
Mars: 17%
Jupiter: 10%
Venus: 8%
Uranus: 4%
Neptune: 3%
Mercury: 2%
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
January 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pluto 👍
Been out with the dogs 🐕 for a late walk, came back covered in snow ❄️ , it's an absolute snowfest here in S Manchester, bet it'll be all gone in the morning
January 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Been out with the dogs 🐕 for a late walk, came back covered in snow ❄️ , it's an absolute snowfest here in S Manchester, bet it'll be all gone in the morning