Is that a cake made with eggnog puke? Or a puke cake with eggnog flavouring?

They're no good in England either because they're a big bag of water and who the hell sleeps on that?

Cancer diagnoses have also risen. This is because we're better at identifying it.

Is this another case of "overdiagnosing"?

Perhaps we can reassess whether all these cases are actually cancer. Perhaps some are malingeres and should be encouraged back to work?

Leaving aside that there was a state and a form of welfare...

Is she saying that there should be neither?!?

UK has a bunch of problems.

Migration is a politically unpopular way to address many of them.

The UK government wants everyone to throw them a nice little flag shaggy parade for choosing not to use it - while doing nothing else to fix the problems.

That's just silly. Clearly super- and -et cancel each other out, and the term for anything you get from a mark is "defrauded".