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Mr. Suave De Bone
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HBCU grad. AΦΑ. Did you know fried fish and spaghetti go together? Play with your dead, don’t play with me.
Apple Music just played “Be Careful” - Cardi B, followed by “it’s Not Right, But It’s Okay” - Whitney Houston….

What is happening? What is the universe telling me? 😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s officially 🔥🔥🔥SAG SZN 🔥🔥🔥
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Also, to my fellow neurodivergents, a lot of times the thing that’s “wrong” or “doesn’t feel right” is your hunger.

You are hungry and dehydrated. Both of these things can lead to feelings of anxiety, depression, etc.

When things are going awry, check-in with yourself. Are you hungry or thirsty?
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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None of the videos sit right with me, even the way they’re talking and laughing in them gave me Get Out vibes. This era’s respectability politics wave.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
1st Breakfast: oatmeal + fish w/ rice

2nd Breakfast (post gym): double bacon sandwich with butter and jelly
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Because of our Ile’s last itagodun, we couldn’t eat out for the past 16 days. The way I’m about to treat myself this weekend 😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Quarterzips, matcha/coffee shops, cutting off natural hair…

Have yall also noticed the rise in military recruitment ads on billboards? And the younger generations eating it up as “trends”.

They are “quite literally” silencing resistance.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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There’s a self-proclaimed “pay pig” in my DMs right now who has been annoying me for days.

Pro-tip:

If they don’t immediately send a tribute upon receiving your digital wallet info, they are not real. A fin dom should never have to ask more than once.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Same
Damn, my dick really reaches my belly button 😳
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
What if I told you the page has an alt and the terror continues in freak Twitter space? 😭😭
Apparently Kellon Megan’s stylist is threatening to possibly sue the colorist page.
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I need to fuel and hit the gym
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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IMO there is no version of Christianity that any Black person should be participating in if it ain’t Ethiopian Orthodox. But I’m not in the business of telling folk who their gods are to them nor how to serve them especially since the Black Church’s God has a very specific purpose for our people.
As a Black person, Christianity (as it’s written), will have you beefing with God.
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Prayers that were work.

Melodious incantations of protection.

Timbre and cadence that moved things in the spirit realm, manifesting in the physical

Sacred dance and rhythms that would make the oppressor shudder
A lot of people truly don’t understand their grandma’s and aunties was doing what we’d call witchcraft nowadays right in the pulpit…
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Honestly, truly.
As a Black person, Christianity (as it’s written), will have you beefing with God.
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine this being your way of life and then finding out you’re a child of Obatala 🥴
“I don’t care about the consequences I want my lick back”
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know this is going to ruffle feathers, and I have lots of time cuz it’s the holidays, but…

This is why it’s so important for Black Christians to explore their lineages/traditional practices…in conjunction with their Christian practice
Saying that God didn’t intervene in slavery because humans were exercising their free will doesn’t track. Because he intervened before when humans were exercising their free will.

So which one is it?

It gives picking and choosing when he wants to intervene.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When the sermon opened with “your mind is too small comprehend who and what God is”, I knew I was in the right place
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Also, I can still be a Christian and think this
One of my gripes with Christianity is the small box it places God in.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
One of my gripes with Christianity is the small box it places God in.
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Is this specifically a question directed towards Christianity? I want to answer, but from a different lens
Premise: If God is all knowing and sees past, present, and future.

Does that mean everything is predetermined and we don’t have “free will”?
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Guess what I am? 😅
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Aries and Gemini
Which zodiac sign(s) have you attracted the most?

Me: Gemini, Virgo, Aries, Sagiterrorist 😒
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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That’s a good one!! I’ve only found it once, though
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Random Gamer Thought/Fantasy:

I want an Avatar: The Last Airbender game made by FromSoftware.

Can you imagine a souls-like open world Avatar game?!!!
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
worse than coffee breath, sometimes
Weed breath is not discussed enough. Whew SHAT
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM