choffee ✐ᝰ.ᐟ
@choffee.bsky.social
Wrote promises in pencil, but loyalty’s in pen. 𓂃🖊
I’m so mad about this game I’m actually commenting on the fucking Reddit game post.
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I’m so mad about this game I’m actually commenting on the fucking Reddit game post.
Aren’t the Sharks supposed to suck?????
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Aren’t the Sharks supposed to suck?????
Stumbled upon Parrotfish. Go look at ‘em on Spotify and enjoy the vibes. You’re welcome.
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stumbled upon Parrotfish. Go look at ‘em on Spotify and enjoy the vibes. You’re welcome.
I really want to take a couple of days off, and even if it would be approved, the internalized guilt is too strong. I’ll rest when I’m dead I guess.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I really want to take a couple of days off, and even if it would be approved, the internalized guilt is too strong. I’ll rest when I’m dead I guess.
Looking at the Kraken schedule into the new year and there’s one game that falls within my work hours… I think hockey is a perfectly reasonable reason to call in, tbh.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Looking at the Kraken schedule into the new year and there’s one game that falls within my work hours… I think hockey is a perfectly reasonable reason to call in, tbh.
Now I gotta plan a trip to Turkey.
Eva Krbdk, contemporary tattoo artist from Istanbul, Turkey, known for her highly skilled intricate work including cross stitch style designs #womensart
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Now I gotta plan a trip to Turkey.
AND THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!!!
a hockey player with the name tian on the back of their jersey
ALT: a hockey player with the name tian on the back of their jersey
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October 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
AND THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!!!
What I’ve been up to lately with no intention of stopping:
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What I’ve been up to lately with no intention of stopping:
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A sklfully embroidered banner made by UK suffragettes in their workshops was recently found stowed away in a little charity shop in Leeds. The once-forgotten item sold at auction for £13,600 #UnravellingWomensArt
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A sklfully embroidered banner made by UK suffragettes in their workshops was recently found stowed away in a little charity shop in Leeds. The once-forgotten item sold at auction for £13,600 #UnravellingWomensArt
Second period, so technically still time to correct, but 1-4 Flyers is gonna kill the technically undefeated streak for the Kraken, isn’t it? 🥲
October 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Second period, so technically still time to correct, but 1-4 Flyers is gonna kill the technically undefeated streak for the Kraken, isn’t it? 🥲
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING END TO THE KRAKEN GAME!!!! Took the win with 4 seconds left, McCain taking his 400th point!!!!
It’s Kraken Season, baby!!!!!
It’s Kraken Season, baby!!!!!
a man with a beard is standing in front of a window with the words `` release the karen '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a window with the words `` release the karen '' .
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October 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING END TO THE KRAKEN GAME!!!! Took the win with 4 seconds left, McCain taking his 400th point!!!!
It’s Kraken Season, baby!!!!!
It’s Kraken Season, baby!!!!!
Second grooming appointment went well for the boy. He was a menace all morning, so I was a bit nervous he’d continue his shenanigans at the groomers.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Second grooming appointment went well for the boy. He was a menace all morning, so I was a bit nervous he’d continue his shenanigans at the groomers.
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It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
Dragonfruit everything
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Dragonfruit everything
First time my team won an opening game. I’m going to assume I’m the lucky charm as it’s also the first time I’ve watched an opening game.
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
First time my team won an opening game. I’m going to assume I’m the lucky charm as it’s also the first time I’ve watched an opening game.
Pleasantly surprised I can pick back up a hyperfixation now that it’s hockey season again. 🏒
October 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pleasantly surprised I can pick back up a hyperfixation now that it’s hockey season again. 🏒
Me: hey, hubs, I’m having a mean brain day. I’m worried I’m not enough for you.
Hubs: you’re not, but in a friendship way.
Me:
Hubs: like, I have friends, not our marriage, I mean.
Me:
Hubs:
Me:
Hubs: so, we good?
Hubs: you’re not, but in a friendship way.
Me:
Hubs: like, I have friends, not our marriage, I mean.
Me:
Hubs:
Me:
Hubs: so, we good?
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me: hey, hubs, I’m having a mean brain day. I’m worried I’m not enough for you.
Hubs: you’re not, but in a friendship way.
Me:
Hubs: like, I have friends, not our marriage, I mean.
Me:
Hubs:
Me:
Hubs: so, we good?
Hubs: you’re not, but in a friendship way.
Me:
Hubs: like, I have friends, not our marriage, I mean.
Me:
Hubs:
Me:
Hubs: so, we good?
Actually kind of really digging the idea of playing music before a training session at work. Now everyone can enjoy my latest sound obsession.
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Actually kind of really digging the idea of playing music before a training session at work. Now everyone can enjoy my latest sound obsession.
Hubs sweet talking me: there are so many flavors of intimacy we can try, and we have all the time in the world to try each one~ ❤️🔥
Me: oh, like skittles? taste the rainbow!
Hubs: …………
Me:
Me: oh, like skittles? taste the rainbow!
Hubs: …………
Me:
a man laying in a bathtub with a bag of skittles on his chest
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October 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hubs sweet talking me: there are so many flavors of intimacy we can try, and we have all the time in the world to try each one~ ❤️🔥
Me: oh, like skittles? taste the rainbow!
Hubs: …………
Me:
Me: oh, like skittles? taste the rainbow!
Hubs: …………
Me:
My stomach is saying “FEED ME” loud enough for my desk neighbors to hear.
My Adderall is saying
My Adderall is saying
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .
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October 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My stomach is saying “FEED ME” loud enough for my desk neighbors to hear.
My Adderall is saying
My Adderall is saying
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October 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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i hate when i’m going through shit and it makes me less funny, like who am i if i can’t be a clown
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i hate when i’m going through shit and it makes me less funny, like who am i if i can’t be a clown