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Chocoborborygmos
@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
I'm an artist, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
Just raising some future (very demanding) planeswalkers! And never sleeping

If my son was a card he’d be grixis and if my daughter was a card she’d be naya

That about sums up their personalities and challenges. My son definitely has a upkeep trigger that causes me to lose life lol
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hylda of the Icy Crown, maybe as Killer Frost or Emma Frost or the Winter Warlock (Rankin/Bass)
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
you're a great person who deserves cool happenings
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We also need more Zubera!
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If we are talking blink then this pairs so absolutely nicely with the new jump start Wan Shi, because this bird would trigger him and blinking either one would get you even more spirits
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Been working on it for the last five years
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
For clarity purposes I love universe beyond and Ive loved spiderman like for forty years, the set is just rough to draft
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Anything is better than this spiderman nonsense, never has a set been more grueling to draft and I drafted Prophecy once upon a time
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just feel like you don't take shit lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Synergy 1: cards that create tokens when you draw
Synergy 2: cards that deal damage to opponents when you draw
3: making Cecily unblockable w/ a dash o' voltron
4: wizard typal supports
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Literally gorgeous
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Najeela is excited
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM