Chocoborborygmos
@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
I'm an artist, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
I don't get a lot of traction on my sporadic posts the way I did back on other sites but I'm hoping some Magic the Gathering folks see this and help me out.
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't get a lot of traction on my sporadic posts the way I did back on other sites but I'm hoping some Magic the Gathering folks see this and help me out.
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
I need you to link your Felisa, Fang of Silverquill decks for me! I need to see how everyone else builds her.
Please!
ACAB includes Judy Hopps and whatever rule 34 you have about her stored in your external hard drive
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ACAB includes Judy Hopps and whatever rule 34 you have about her stored in your external hard drive
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What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
It is surreal to me to not have to avoid my mother during this holiday season (because she died)
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It is surreal to me to not have to avoid my mother during this holiday season (because she died)
If you spam "your go" a hundred times during a game of Arena with me, while I don't advocate roping, I will be leisurely packing this bowl I planned to pack after the game, during my turns instead
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you spam "your go" a hundred times during a game of Arena with me, while I don't advocate roping, I will be leisurely packing this bowl I planned to pack after the game, during my turns instead
It’s seven drop Saturday and I love turning my stuff into dinosaurs
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s seven drop Saturday and I love turning my stuff into dinosaurs
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Call me Fortunato the way im bricked up
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Call me Fortunato the way im bricked up
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
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Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
Damn, I’m not sure if I should build an Aloy deck or if I should put her in either Gimbal, or the very weird Lara Croft deck I have where I turn everything into artifacts so I can return any legendary from the graveyard to my hand
Probably should have bought two of her
Probably should have bought two of her
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Damn, I’m not sure if I should build an Aloy deck or if I should put her in either Gimbal, or the very weird Lara Croft deck I have where I turn everything into artifacts so I can return any legendary from the graveyard to my hand
Probably should have bought two of her
Probably should have bought two of her
If anyone scores one of those twisted metal sol rings and wants to part with it, please hit me up
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If anyone scores one of those twisted metal sol rings and wants to part with it, please hit me up
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Tapping the sign (this same message popped up again just now)
How can wait times be higher than normal if these are the wait times every time? 🤔
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Tapping the sign (this same message popped up again just now)
Inside you are two wolves (green, 2/2):
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Inside you are two wolves (green, 2/2):
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
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Anyone else going through the motions like Bill Murray at his bleakest in groundhog day, just watching things that used to bring you joy slowly not anymore, while you watch the world collapse and continually find the threads/patterns that show you all of this life is rigged, or is just me?
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anyone else going through the motions like Bill Murray at his bleakest in groundhog day, just watching things that used to bring you joy slowly not anymore, while you watch the world collapse and continually find the threads/patterns that show you all of this life is rigged, or is just me?
Any Magic players on here wanna trade their jaws secret lair? I have some bangers to part with: serialized bobblehead, smancy duskmourn sheep or rainbow surge Vincent - 1 of these could be yours
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Any Magic players on here wanna trade their jaws secret lair? I have some bangers to part with: serialized bobblehead, smancy duskmourn sheep or rainbow surge Vincent - 1 of these could be yours
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
It’s been two years since I’ve had any chocolate, three years since I’ve had any soda, four years since I’ve had alcohol and about 20 minutes since I last smoked a bowl
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s been two years since I’ve had any chocolate, three years since I’ve had any soda, four years since I’ve had alcohol and about 20 minutes since I last smoked a bowl
Still sad they didn't include the Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner spider-Man in the MTG spider-man set, but I suppose at this point that the least of the complaints one might garner regarding this set
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Still sad they didn't include the Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner spider-Man in the MTG spider-man set, but I suppose at this point that the least of the complaints one might garner regarding this set
Exhausted by the cornucopia of middling rapture jokes
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Exhausted by the cornucopia of middling rapture jokes
Good Morning Magic: the Gathering Friends! I stayed up too late last night making some proxies that fit in with a Cosmic Spider-Man themed spider deck, in case you want to stay consistent instead of casting random spiders. First up: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant. Gotta start out strong here:
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good Morning Magic: the Gathering Friends! I stayed up too late last night making some proxies that fit in with a Cosmic Spider-Man themed spider deck, in case you want to stay consistent instead of casting random spiders. First up: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant. Gotta start out strong here:
I think I’m one of the only people that hates podcasts and listens to absolutely zero of them
Audio books or bust
Audio books or bust
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I think I’m one of the only people that hates podcasts and listens to absolutely zero of them
Audio books or bust
Audio books or bust
100% the artifact chimeras from Visions.
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
September 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
100% the artifact chimeras from Visions.
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
Nothing like a freshen up at the barbershop to combat your depression for a fraction of time!
September 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nothing like a freshen up at the barbershop to combat your depression for a fraction of time!