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I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.
Undefeated🤣😂
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Undefeated🤣😂
Hologram Tupac didn’t work so hologramma is the next best thing to sell these foos
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hologram Tupac didn’t work so hologramma is the next best thing to sell these foos
Said she feels like she’s got flashing blue lights behind her🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Said she feels like she’s got flashing blue lights behind her🤣
Believe it. The majority of today’s young people don’t blink if they see a man in a dress and are also more inclined to accept/respect people of color. Neither was the case 40yrs ago.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Believe it. The majority of today’s young people don’t blink if they see a man in a dress and are also more inclined to accept/respect people of color. Neither was the case 40yrs ago.
The Jacksons legal name is Dankworth. Michael Dankworth just wasn’t catchy enough.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Jacksons legal name is Dankworth. Michael Dankworth just wasn’t catchy enough.
“So he dictated a couple of memos to himself…”
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“So he dictated a couple of memos to himself…”
Aye I got here early and yo window was closed. Don’t block ya blessing I’m still hongry😂
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Aye I got here early and yo window was closed. Don’t block ya blessing I’m still hongry😂
I gingerly place my index finger over your lips to shoosh you.
“Naw baby I climbed 4 stories over your window and messed around and ate ya girl in 604 first. Had to take the elevator back down, find my way back outside and whelp, here I am😅
“Naw baby I climbed 4 stories over your window and messed around and ate ya girl in 604 first. Had to take the elevator back down, find my way back outside and whelp, here I am😅
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I gingerly place my index finger over your lips to shoosh you.
“Naw baby I climbed 4 stories over your window and messed around and ate ya girl in 604 first. Had to take the elevator back down, find my way back outside and whelp, here I am😅
“Naw baby I climbed 4 stories over your window and messed around and ate ya girl in 604 first. Had to take the elevator back down, find my way back outside and whelp, here I am😅
“Wow! Did you get all those muscles climbing up here Mista Burgles?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Wow! Did you get all those muscles climbing up here Mista Burgles?”
“Did you get all those muscles climbing up my window, Mista Burgles?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Did you get all those muscles climbing up my window, Mista Burgles?”
That’s when I peel off my black gloves and pull my black parka off while I eyeball you and those glorious brown knees writhing on the bed. I walk over there and pry em open and just before I begin to sink my teeth into ya g-string’s waistband to wrench it from ya thic thighs you say,
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
That’s when I peel off my black gloves and pull my black parka off while I eyeball you and those glorious brown knees writhing on the bed. I walk over there and pry em open and just before I begin to sink my teeth into ya g-string’s waistband to wrench it from ya thic thighs you say,
No matter how hard and far they try to get away from us, “country” music already has our blueprint all over “their” sound. Too late in the game to remove the hiphop influence from it now😆
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No matter how hard and far they try to get away from us, “country” music already has our blueprint all over “their” sound. Too late in the game to remove the hiphop influence from it now😆
Let’s do Black mom😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Let’s do Black mom😂😂
Naw don’t forget ya lines.
Ima say “How you know my name?” My voice gonna be muffled cause I’m tryna disguise it.
Thats when you lick those juicy lips all seductive and tell me, “I been praying for you to come thru that window for eons mista Burgles.”
Ima say “How you know my name?” My voice gonna be muffled cause I’m tryna disguise it.
Thats when you lick those juicy lips all seductive and tell me, “I been praying for you to come thru that window for eons mista Burgles.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Naw don’t forget ya lines.
Ima say “How you know my name?” My voice gonna be muffled cause I’m tryna disguise it.
Thats when you lick those juicy lips all seductive and tell me, “I been praying for you to come thru that window for eons mista Burgles.”
Ima say “How you know my name?” My voice gonna be muffled cause I’m tryna disguise it.
Thats when you lick those juicy lips all seductive and tell me, “I been praying for you to come thru that window for eons mista Burgles.”
Trad wifey
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trad wifey
When you see my shadow casted on the wall I want you to say, “Who’s there? I’m naked and all alone in my g-string please don’t hurt me or my throbbing kitty, mista burgles.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When you see my shadow casted on the wall I want you to say, “Who’s there? I’m naked and all alone in my g-string please don’t hurt me or my throbbing kitty, mista burgles.”
Naw. Some people got scary and they need to put the damn phones down
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Naw. Some people got scary and they need to put the damn phones down
Almost there. Leave the window open. I wanna feel like I’m stealin sumthin
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Almost there. Leave the window open. I wanna feel like I’m stealin sumthin
Traffic kinda heavy but omw 😩
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November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Traffic kinda heavy but omw 😩
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