crème dé la colon
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I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This mfer still ain’t dead.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This mfer still ain’t dead.
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BREAKING: Sean Dunn acquitted of throwing sandwich at CBP/ICE agent. The charges didn't pass mustard.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
BREAKING: Sean Dunn acquitted of throwing sandwich at CBP/ICE agent. The charges didn't pass mustard.
Just as we thought, almost half of ICE’s recruits failed an OPEN BOOK written test.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
ICE’s efforts to recruit new agents run into some embarrassing setbacks
The agency is flush with cash and hiring a lot of new personnel to satisfy Trump’s mass deportation plans. It’s not going well, though.
www.msnbc.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Just as we thought, almost half of ICE’s recruits failed an OPEN BOOK written test.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Yelling cryptocurrency is how they fund their crimes and evade prosecution😩
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yelling cryptocurrency is how they fund their crimes and evade prosecution😩
From offering alternative facts to straight up lyin in our mf faces.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From offering alternative facts to straight up lyin in our mf faces.
AI is the new culture vulture. Who else steals plans, designs, music and art from Black people without accreditation?
#addtoblacksky
#addtoblacksky
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
AI is the new culture vulture. Who else steals plans, designs, music and art from Black people without accreditation?
#addtoblacksky
#addtoblacksky
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This got me in stitches 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This got me in stitches 😭😭😭
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How this has always worked:
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
How this has always worked:
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
Yall wanna see Drake crash out just do this when you see em
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yall wanna see Drake crash out just do this when you see em
#addtoblacksky
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
No Rap Songs Are in the Billboard Hot 100’s Top 40 for the First Time Since 1990
No rap songs have ranked in the top 40 on the last two Billboard Hot 100 charts, following Kendrick Lamar and SZA's "Luther" dropping off the chart.
www.billboard.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
#addtoblacksky
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Working people: 😑
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Working people: 😑
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
Ken Paxton, a “lawyur”is about to tax tf outtaTexas taxpayers.
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ken Paxton, a “lawyur”is about to tax tf outtaTexas taxpayers.
Now that 98% of Trader Joe’s products carry their own label, are we simply paying for generic products carrying a “premium” brand? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Now that 98% of Trader Joe’s products carry their own label, are we simply paying for generic products carrying a “premium” brand? 🤔
“Oh heavens Bartholomew we must do something about these poor veterans sleeping on the streets!”
“Fear not Penelope, the gentry and I have the most robust solution, dearest.”
fox5sandiego.com/news/local-n...
“Fear not Penelope, the gentry and I have the most robust solution, dearest.”
fox5sandiego.com/news/local-n...
fox5sandiego.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Oh heavens Bartholomew we must do something about these poor veterans sleeping on the streets!”
“Fear not Penelope, the gentry and I have the most robust solution, dearest.”
fox5sandiego.com/news/local-n...
“Fear not Penelope, the gentry and I have the most robust solution, dearest.”
fox5sandiego.com/news/local-n...
If Thriller was released last year, it would’ve been consumed and buried as fast as Cowboy Carter.
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If Thriller was released last year, it would’ve been consumed and buried as fast as Cowboy Carter.
Teen Swarmed by Cops After AI Metal Detector Flags His Doritos Bag as a Gun
AI has done it again.
gizmodo.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why did media headlines have to become a mf-ing mystery. I just refuse to click on teasers.
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why did media headlines have to become a mf-ing mystery. I just refuse to click on teasers.
I motion for all dollar stores to be referred to as 5 below this is ridiculous
October 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I motion for all dollar stores to be referred to as 5 below this is ridiculous
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Did you know that a typhoon just hit Alaska & displaced over 1,000 people and washed away entire communities?
If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.
If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Did you know that a typhoon just hit Alaska & displaced over 1,000 people and washed away entire communities?
If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.
If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative