chloe
@chloemonkeylion.bsky.social
contender for world record in longest running quarter life crisis
“Americans don’t know anything about geography” idk about you but I can go bar for bar on this
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
“Americans don’t know anything about geography” idk about you but I can go bar for bar on this
We don’t talk about dance academy enough bc why tf was Tara Webster wearing FISHNETS to a funeral
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We don’t talk about dance academy enough bc why tf was Tara Webster wearing FISHNETS to a funeral
Me trying to pick a pic to use on my tinder profile
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me trying to pick a pic to use on my tinder profile
RIP super cute photo I took for my student ID that I couldn’t use you’ll look cute on canvas I guess
September 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
RIP super cute photo I took for my student ID that I couldn’t use you’ll look cute on canvas I guess
Another bombshell enters the villa
August 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Another bombshell enters the villa
If I had a nickel for every time I opened up my public transit app instead of my period tracker bc the logos look the same I’d be a millionaire
August 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I opened up my public transit app instead of my period tracker bc the logos look the same I’d be a millionaire
Did not get enough mileage out of my flea market siren outfit so figured I’d post it here for all seven of my followers. Call it ✨exclusive✨
August 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Did not get enough mileage out of my flea market siren outfit so figured I’d post it here for all seven of my followers. Call it ✨exclusive✨
How it feels listening to the subway as the one who’s gotten away from her home country and multiple men with fuckass mustaches (the experience has gutted me from the inside out and turned me into a completely new person)
August 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
How it feels listening to the subway as the one who’s gotten away from her home country and multiple men with fuckass mustaches (the experience has gutted me from the inside out and turned me into a completely new person)
POV: me after doing my lockjaw exercises once a year
July 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
POV: me after doing my lockjaw exercises once a year
You guys are telling me you’re surprised the woman who dresses like this in 2025 is secretly a conservative when snakeskin is the closest looking thing to camo??
May 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You guys are telling me you’re surprised the woman who dresses like this in 2025 is secretly a conservative when snakeskin is the closest looking thing to camo??
Posted this on Instagram and then saw this and deleted immediately oops that could’ve been so bad
May 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Posted this on Instagram and then saw this and deleted immediately oops that could’ve been so bad
My TikTok followers looking at my reposts the past few days like
April 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
My TikTok followers looking at my reposts the past few days like
Imagine ghosting me when I look like this
April 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Imagine ghosting me when I look like this
Like trying to find where I asked also half of these people look like they’re from unincorporated pierce county
April 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Like trying to find where I asked also half of these people look like they’re from unincorporated pierce county
Gardermoen tax free more like garden of earthly delights amiright?
April 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Gardermoen tax free more like garden of earthly delights amiright?
I am convinced that since Sabrina is Norway that this is gonna be the surprise song
March 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I am convinced that since Sabrina is Norway that this is gonna be the surprise song
Do kids these days still take leg on the sink bathroom selfies or are those out??
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do kids these days still take leg on the sink bathroom selfies or are those out??
Me waking up two days ago to the realization that I graduated four fucking years ago
March 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me waking up two days ago to the realization that I graduated four fucking years ago
Me illustrating a point in English during in-class discussions vs me illustrating a point in Norwegian
March 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Me illustrating a point in English during in-class discussions vs me illustrating a point in Norwegian
Happy to announce that my hobby is Bob and my dialect is Internship Event Management
March 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy to announce that my hobby is Bob and my dialect is Internship Event Management
My Alma Mater asking me for money even though I graduated four years ago and still don’t have a relevant job in my field
March 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My Alma Mater asking me for money even though I graduated four years ago and still don’t have a relevant job in my field
We’re voting on this year’s work trip and I’m dying bc why do so many people want to go to a place that’s somehow colder and more expensive than norway??
March 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
We’re voting on this year’s work trip and I’m dying bc why do so many people want to go to a place that’s somehow colder and more expensive than norway??