chloe
@chloemonkeylion.bsky.social
contender for world record in longest running quarter life crisis
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chloe
@chloemonkeylion.bsky.social
· May 1
Last year I was doing everything for the plot and I swear this year the plot is doing me
“Americans don’t know anything about geography” idk about you but I can go bar for bar on this
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
“Americans don’t know anything about geography” idk about you but I can go bar for bar on this
I am all in favor of banning kids from social media don’t get me wrong but I hope Australia realizes that this means 6 7 is never gonna die in their country
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I am all in favor of banning kids from social media don’t get me wrong but I hope Australia realizes that this means 6 7 is never gonna die in their country
Got my Spotify wrapped today and party 4 u is surprisingly low down in the list despite me playing it everyday from like April to August
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got my Spotify wrapped today and party 4 u is surprisingly low down in the list despite me playing it everyday from like April to August
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how bad me be if I dung ins the out & dragons?
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how bad me be if I dung ins the out & dragons?
Never beating the weird girl allegations (I grew up obsessed with littlest pet shop CSI)
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Never beating the weird girl allegations (I grew up obsessed with littlest pet shop CSI)
Have any of you ever done downward dog with a migraine bc oh my god that shit HURTS 📢
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Have any of you ever done downward dog with a migraine bc oh my god that shit HURTS 📢
Remembering when I took functional alignment in college and I was the only one who didn’t have a thin mat and I was like “wow guess I didn’t get the memo” and then we started doing the Irene dowd exercises and I was like mwahahahahaah
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Remembering when I took functional alignment in college and I was the only one who didn’t have a thin mat and I was like “wow guess I didn’t get the memo” and then we started doing the Irene dowd exercises and I was like mwahahahahaah
Trying to remain mysterious and cool while checking for food in my teeth with my phone camera wbu
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Trying to remain mysterious and cool while checking for food in my teeth with my phone camera wbu
Hahahaha but it’s that one remix of what makes you beautiful by 1D that went viral 13 years ago
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hahahaha but it’s that one remix of what makes you beautiful by 1D that went viral 13 years ago
We don’t talk about dance academy enough bc why tf was Tara Webster wearing FISHNETS to a funeral
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We don’t talk about dance academy enough bc why tf was Tara Webster wearing FISHNETS to a funeral
Balu brigada come to Oslo challenge bc I NEED to hear backseat live
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Balu brigada come to Oslo challenge bc I NEED to hear backseat live
Left middle finger: 0 Chloe: 2
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Left middle finger: 0 Chloe: 2
The thing that sucks about bluesky is that I’m just as funny as I was on Twitter but now I only have 8 followers to show for it
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The thing that sucks about bluesky is that I’m just as funny as I was on Twitter but now I only have 8 followers to show for it
Completely convinced that Sabrura sushi would give any Washingtonian a stroke
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Completely convinced that Sabrura sushi would give any Washingtonian a stroke
Anyways the deadline for my 12-17 page paper got moved to next week and I already have 3000 words written city girls up
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anyways the deadline for my 12-17 page paper got moved to next week and I already have 3000 words written city girls up
I am CHOPPED, absolutely COOKED if I have to parallel park during my driver’s test tomorrow
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am CHOPPED, absolutely COOKED if I have to parallel park during my driver’s test tomorrow
Stalking vegvesenets website like an obsessive ex bc I want my license and I want it NOW
October 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Stalking vegvesenets website like an obsessive ex bc I want my license and I want it NOW
I think we should normalize Halloween parties every weekend in October. I need more Halloween.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I think we should normalize Halloween parties every weekend in October. I need more Halloween.
Nothing I love more than a good nook. Can throw a cranny in there too.
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nothing I love more than a good nook. Can throw a cranny in there too.
Is it socially acceptable as a 26 year old to own a beanbag chair? Asking for a friend
September 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Is it socially acceptable as a 26 year old to own a beanbag chair? Asking for a friend
«Um yeah I know it snows a lot in Washington bc I’ve seen the twilight movies» a). Those are filmed in Oregon b). The snowy scenes are mostly in the mountains c) it’s a fucking MOVIE
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
«Um yeah I know it snows a lot in Washington bc I’ve seen the twilight movies» a). Those are filmed in Oregon b). The snowy scenes are mostly in the mountains c) it’s a fucking MOVIE
I forgot how ugly American men are until AN ENTIRE BOATLOAD OF THEM LANDED HERE AND WERE OUT LAST NIGHT
September 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I forgot how ugly American men are until AN ENTIRE BOATLOAD OF THEM LANDED HERE AND WERE OUT LAST NIGHT
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Sea men?????? I feel like maybe more like sea less men
September 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sea men?????? I feel like maybe more like sea less men
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Do not tap on the glass, it scares the baristas
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Do not tap on the glass, it scares the baristas
Me trying to pick a pic to use on my tinder profile
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me trying to pick a pic to use on my tinder profile